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... Tmi, perhaps? [Feb. 11th, 2006|10:01 pm]
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A 20-year-old man was given a concrete enema by his mischievous lover. Surgeons had to meticulously remove the cast which, of course, formed the shape of a rectum, perfect in every respect except for the imprint of a ping-pong ball which was apparently used to retain the enema.
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[User Picture]From: jeweleddragon
2006-02-12 01:08 pm (UTC)
O.O
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:41 am (UTC)
I almost teared up in sympathy.

Your icon! *dies a little*
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-02-12 08:17 pm (UTC)
thats scary. . .
and painfull sounding.

What the hell did he do to piss that woman off?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:49 am (UTC)
Or man. *shrug* I imagine maybe he stuck his where he shouldn't be sticking it in someone besides his mischevious lover? ;)
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-02-13 01:47 pm (UTC)
Problly. Guys wouldn't have half as much problems as they do if they would just keep it in there pants.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 07:09 pm (UTC)
Fact, that.
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[User Picture]From: nottaninja
2006-02-13 11:15 am (UTC)
mischievous alright. mhm. dear God!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:54 am (UTC)
Yeah, not the word choice I would have used. LOL
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-02-13 11:33 am (UTC)
When I hear about stuff like this I always wonder about the dynamics. Because I'm a heavy sleeper, but if someone began filling my lower intestines with concrete I'm pretty sure I'd wake up right at the beginning, way before my posterior apeture was sealed with a ping-pong ball. So this dude's (I'm assuming) boyfriend didn't do this while he was sleeping. And mixing concrete is a messy, obvious kind of activity that's hard to do clandestinely. There's lots of materials involved and loud mixing noises, and that's before you rig a system to inject it anally. So the guy probably knew what was going on and voluntarily participated. What the hell were they thinking?

Besides, everyone knows the correct way to make a cast of your ass is to use plaster-of-Paris.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:56 am (UTC)
I was wondering about that too. I was thinking h would hae probably had to have been a willing participant.. I guess some people don't think about consequences very well. ;)
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