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... Tmi, perhaps? [Feb. 11th, 2006|10:01 pm]
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A 20-year-old man was given a concrete enema by his mischievous lover. Surgeons had to meticulously remove the cast which, of course, formed the shape of a rectum, perfect in every respect except for the imprint of a ping-pong ball which was apparently used to retain the enema.
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[User Picture]From: barcodegurl
2006-02-11 08:02 pm (UTC)
mischievous? more like deadly! eesh
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:30 am (UTC)
Seriously. They would no longer be my lover!
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[User Picture]From: megthra
2006-02-11 08:11 pm (UTC)
Whoa... who?... What?...

I don't know, someone has got to be really sick in the head to think of something like that.
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[User Picture]From: kroker
2006-02-12 02:51 am (UTC)
Like the woman who accidentally gave her husband a fatal two bottles of port enema?

Her explanation was that he was an alcoholic whose stomach was so fcuked that he couldn't drink, thus the only way to distribute his booze was...
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2006-02-11 08:14 pm (UTC)
i dont think pepto will fix that
brings a whole new meaning to the term
EX lax...
no?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:32 am (UTC)
Why yes... yes I think it does!
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2006-02-11 08:21 pm (UTC)
alrighty then...:O
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:32 am (UTC)
Owww.
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From: zelack
2006-02-11 08:24 pm (UTC)
This gives me an idea.
...er. I mean, that is SICK and WRONG.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:33 am (UTC)
LOL. You always make me smile.
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[User Picture]From: maggiedacatt
2006-02-11 08:35 pm (UTC)
That can't be true. It would burn him, both with the heat of the chemical reaction, and with the alkaline pH (wet concrete can have a pH as high as that of lye).
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2006-02-11 09:32 pm (UTC)
then i suppose he's got a hot ass? (for a hard-ass, anyway.)

p.s. sorry for the corn.
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[User Picture]From: watergal
2006-02-11 08:56 pm (UTC)
I am so tempted to make the obvious joke about a hard ass...but that seems inappropriate.
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[User Picture]From: lostpartymonstr
2006-02-12 11:19 am (UTC)
yes...but your icon seems oddly appropriate.
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[User Picture]From: recursive
2006-02-11 09:58 pm (UTC)
Who the fuck does that to someone?
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[User Picture]From: warlockdreams
2006-02-12 01:15 pm (UTC)
Randomposting does things like that! That's why it was posted. Ruuun before randomposting cements up your cadburys nugget!
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[User Picture]From: toothlesshag
2006-02-11 10:02 pm (UTC)
How do you not notice cement in your pooper!?!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:36 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm sure he noticed it, after it was too late.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-02-12 03:48 am (UTC)
ummm...OWWWW!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:38 am (UTC)
Exactly.
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[User Picture]From: insectqueen
2006-02-12 06:25 am (UTC)
"mischievous lover"

mischievous?!?!?! that person would not be my "lover" ANYMORE.... and what's more...? wtf were they doing near my poopshoot?!?!?!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:39 am (UTC)
Well, I'd be surprised if they didn't do some other kind of anal play for this person to trust them enough to let them get close enough with an enema... I'm sure they had NO idea there was concrete inside.. I mean... OWWW!
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-02-12 07:40 am (UTC)

Yikes!!!

May I say..OWWW!!! lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:39 am (UTC)

Re: Yikes!!!

Yes, you certainly may. ;)
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[User Picture]From: chollywell
2006-02-12 08:13 am (UTC)
hahahahaha, thats NOTHING teehee, you should work in the ER for a few shifts...lol. xx
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:40 am (UTC)
OOH! Tell stories! I want sotries!!!
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[User Picture]From: mydeariworry
2006-02-12 11:17 am (UTC)
My boyfriend and I both say a litany of "ow"s.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:40 am (UTC)
Seriously. *nod*
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[User Picture]From: galskap
2006-02-12 12:20 pm (UTC)
OmPHG!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-13 11:41 am (UTC)
I think that pretty much sums it up. :)
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