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It's that time again! [Feb. 1st, 2006|08:30 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]
[music |American Idol auditions - Tessy]

And look who we have as our winners for the month!

The winner with 4 firsts! maudelynn

And the the 5 people with ties of 2 firsts each:  box_head_butch , jebuell , googleismygod , goin_nowhere25 , musicianedc

Congratulations to those of you who came in first once during the month. There's so many of you, and you know who you are!

Onto the randomness!

Pillsbury Doughboy kidnapped

By John Breneman

In a brazen act of culinary-political terrorism, masked intruders armed with razor-sharp butter knives kidnapped the Pillsbury Doughboy from the heavily guarded Pop "n" Fresh compound in Crescent City, California.

No group has claimed responsibility for the abduction of the Doughboy, the cherubic, flour-white baking industry icon who is the sole heir to the vast Pillsbury fortune. But a ransom note scrawled in chocolate frosting at the scene demanded that four dozen unmarked fudge brownies and $50 million be deposited in a Danish bank account.

The FBI reportedly is investigating several leads -- including whether Pillsbury archrival Duncan Hines is in any way involved. A source close to the Doughboy said he was in possession of a new secret recipe for a no-calorie bundt cake at the time he was snatched.

According to an anonymous FBI informant known only as John Dough, other possible suspects include Betty Crocker, a Pillsbury subsidiary whose own line of mouth-watering baked goods was often overshadowed by the ubiquitious Doughboy. Federal investigators are also looking into a possible connection between the Pillsbury kidnapping and the nearby heist of an armored Brink's truck filled with dough.

The only witness to the abuduction was one of the Doughboy's bodyguards, who reportedly saw a dark, late-model sedan racing away from the Pillsbury compound and thought he heard plaintive, high-pitched squeals of "Hoo, hoo!" coming from inside the vehicle.

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[User Picture]From: parttimecon
2006-02-01 05:56 pm (UTC)
Poor Dough Boy
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-01 07:51 pm (UTC)
Alas. We mourn him.
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[User Picture]From: realkatharine4u
2006-02-01 05:59 pm (UTC)
i didnt know there was a first/second post contest. how strange.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-01 07:51 pm (UTC)
LOL. Yeah. It's a little strange.. but *shrug* Ya'll started not me. ;)
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[User Picture]From: silent_x_sigh
2006-02-01 06:06 pm (UTC)
hahaha where do you find this stuff?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-01 07:52 pm (UTC)
I simply cannot reveal my sources.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-01 07:53 pm (UTC)
Yes. Killing me would destroy all randomness on earth. It cannot happen.]

And yeah, something like that with the first comments. *shrugs*
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From: mc___mc
2006-02-01 06:33 pm (UTC)
john DOUGH! lolololol

that is proper mint!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-01 07:53 pm (UTC)
It really is.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2006-02-01 07:31 pm (UTC)

Shit, him too?

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-01 07:53 pm (UTC)

Re: Shit, him too?

It's a growing theme!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-02 05:32 am (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-02 05:33 am (UTC)
LOL.

Good call. ;)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-02-02 01:11 am (UTC)
my bad, my bad...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-02 05:33 am (UTC)
haha! You claim responsibility?
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From: ex_peacock902
2006-02-02 06:13 am (UTC)
heh this reminds me of the lawn gnome liberation front
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-03 06:06 am (UTC)
Woohoo! Yay for lawn gnomes! =)
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[User Picture]From: andrewg009
2006-02-02 06:44 am (UTC)

Send in the Marines

Marines...listen up...They have the doughboy and its our job to get him back!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-03 06:07 am (UTC)

Re: Send in the Marines

If anyone can do it the Marines can! *starts to play patriotic songs on her ukelele*
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2006-02-02 06:44 am (UTC)

Not again :( :(

Why don't I ever win? :( :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-03 06:09 am (UTC)

Re: Not again :( :(

Wow. That's a little hostile. *watches your icon*

It's not my fault you don't ever win.

I don't contact any of those that have won and say "I just posted! Go post quick before XenaAmazon does!!"

Seriously... it's not a big deal. It's just a silly little thing that's posted once a month in the name of randomness.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2006-02-02 09:33 am (UTC)
thats cute
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-03 06:10 am (UTC)
Of course. :)
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From: box_head_butch
2006-02-02 11:06 am (UTC)
ah the comedy of the world.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-03 06:11 am (UTC)
It's full of it!
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[User Picture]From: bestet
2006-02-02 01:06 pm (UTC)
oh tessy.. she was quite fantastic.. I'd so buy her cd...
*shakes head*
right after I buy the really tan girl's cd.
*shudder*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-02-03 06:18 am (UTC)
Oh my. LOL.

Wll, there are definitely some winners in the world.
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