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I'm glad people are spending time researching the really important things in life. [Jan. 14th, 2006|09:48 am]
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A mechanical means of collectng sperm for medical use was touted as a moral alternative to maturbation, according to an article published by Catholic University of the Sacred Heart in Rome, which is umder the direction of Italian bishops. Masturbation is the most common way to gather sperm for laborattory tests related to impotence and genetic diseases, but the Catholic church teaches that masturbation is immoral. The article described the use of a vibrating machine that attaches to a testicle, concluding from a survey of 17 men who used the machine that “several components that constitute the masturbation act would seem to be absent -- direct stimulation of the genital organ, and any erotic feelings. “
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2006-01-14 12:44 pm (UTC)
lmao1!!! thats hysterical, i love religious people, they are so rediculus sometimes that all we can do is laugh, other wise i know i would cry from the patheticness of it all,
thankyou for the laugh as usual and hope things are ok on your end
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:26 pm (UTC)
Things are good. :)
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2006-01-14 01:24 pm (UTC)
can someone buy me this, my hand is tired. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:28 pm (UTC)
hehe...

What's it tied too?
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[User Picture]From: iamdakv
2006-01-14 08:59 pm (UTC)
i have a feeling sex machines will take over the world, by somehow seducing the human population (including any religious sects,) into submission...and it wouldnt even be immoral.

the whole world will become some robot red light district.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:33 pm (UTC)
That would ROCK.
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[User Picture]From: jessiespaghetti
2006-01-15 02:36 am (UTC)
Ha, I agree with the title.
Why waste time inventing something like that when there's a perfectly natural way to already do it?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:35 pm (UTC)
*nod* That's what I was thinking.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-15 06:25 am (UTC)
Yeah I bet there are no "erotic feelings" as that gizmo is giving you an automatic hand job! The Catholic Church is still living back in the 16th Century! And they wonder why the church is in moral and financial reasons because they won't allow their horny priests to get laid or even jack off! Fucking hilarious!

californiamike.blogspot.com (who still does it the old fashioned way! LOL)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:35 pm (UTC)
lol. my web's being funky but I'll check it out later. :)
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[User Picture]From: sapphirezelda
2006-01-15 07:07 am (UTC)
So...it's not masturbation....The thingie vibrating causes no pleasure whatsoever? I find that hard to believe....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:37 pm (UTC)
Well I guess since it's a machine and not a human hand it's okay? I don't know..
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[User Picture]From: phobia2001
2006-01-15 12:08 pm (UTC)
Mmmm... robot masturbation. Now that's porn gold, ladies and gentlemen. We could have the machine in a sexy nurses outfit, while the sperm donor gets a check up... and then BAM! Electronic stimulation! Now that's a hit! Oh but we'll have to get a really slutty machine... Adult Video Awards here I come!! (pun intended ;))
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-15 08:41 pm (UTC)
lol. I love you. :)
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2006-01-16 10:22 am (UTC)
They didn't invent a machine. I'm sure there are plenty of priest who would have been happy to collect samples. I believe they call it the "immaculate extraction".
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-16 11:31 am (UTC)
Oh dear... lol
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