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"I want a wholesome wife!!! I thought your Playboy days were behind you!" [Jan. 7th, 2006|01:52 am]
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Joe Dimaggio was so outraged when he watched the filming of then-wife Marilyn Monroe’s legendary scene in The Seven Year Itch, in which the actress’ skirt blows up as she stands over a subway grating-- that he divorced her within two weeks.
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[User Picture]From: lets_funk_
2006-01-07 12:58 pm (UTC)
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POTHEAD_SOCIETY
JOIN IF YOU LOVE THE MARIJUANA !!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-07 12:59 pm (UTC)
:P No adverts here!
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2006-01-07 01:55 pm (UTC)
5:25 August 5th 1962...

I think it was the Kennedys.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-07 03:13 pm (UTC)
I think so too. *nod*
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[User Picture]From: esme
2006-01-07 03:08 pm (UTC)
Wow. That's pretty screwy. Some people are just too jealous or something. Sheesh. It's not like she was humping the grating. 8)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-07 03:14 pm (UTC)
Nah, the breeze was humping her. ;)
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-01-07 06:47 pm (UTC)
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.

What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.

I don't know. I got that in my hear when i read that.
Simon and Garfunkle are crazy kids.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-07 07:57 pm (UTC)
I love me some Simon and Garfunkel. :)
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-01-07 09:50 pm (UTC)
Yea for some reason im going through a Simon and Garfunkle ohase right now. I always like them but now im listening to them like constantly.

I must be the worse teenager ever

lol
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2006-01-08 12:21 am (UTC)
I first met Homer in a bar in Clevelan in 1962, little did I know, that one day he would be known as Mrs. Joe Dimaggio. *Snore*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-08 10:12 am (UTC)
Merka? *confuzzled*
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2006-01-08 08:40 am (UTC)
wow, thats kinda sad.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-08 10:16 am (UTC)
It is.
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[User Picture]From: starlit_picnic
2006-01-08 08:47 pm (UTC)
okay i just have to ask

What is the "widow sex song" ?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-01-10 07:52 pm (UTC)
*grin* It's a song about a widow that is hoooorny and no guy can ever get her off so she invites the devil to come and give her a good time... but the devil can't please her either. It's fun.
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