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I think I'd like to avoid that fellow. [Dec. 28th, 2005|12:09 pm]
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Dr. John Cohausen wrote a book in 1742 “proving” that one could live to be 115 years old by inhaling the breath of little girls. In his book, Hermippus Redivivus, Dr. Cohausen gave the following prescription: Take 1 pound of gum olibani, 2 ounces of styrae, myrrh, and several other herbs, mix, burn and inhale while at the same time imbibing the exhalations of the nearest little girl.
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[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2005-12-28 10:11 am (UTC)
Thats just creepy.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 10:37 am (UTC)
Seriously. I'd keep my daughters away from him!
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2005-12-28 10:12 am (UTC)
haha thats awesome, good on him! What a smart paedophile he was!

"Just let me put my mouth against yours and I'll live till I'm 115!"
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From: hymn
2005-12-28 10:18 am (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: minimed
2005-12-28 10:32 am (UTC)
sweet...now i have weekend plans...LOL

that is too creepy...but i laughed...damn me...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 10:39 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!!!

Plans for the weekend. Horrible!

I laughed too. Not gonna lie.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 10:40 am (UTC)
Do you have a warehouse of little girls? :)

I wonder if I could find this book. I bet it'd be an interesting read.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 10:51 am (UTC)
Oh one of my random fact books. I can't keep track of them all anymore. LOL
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[User Picture]From: goodbyexxlove
2005-12-28 11:05 am (UTC)
Ewww.

I wonder how long he lived.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 11:08 am (UTC)
Me too! I just might do some research.
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[User Picture]From: nottaninja
2005-12-28 11:10 am (UTC)
weird, but i guess pretty smart. i wonder if it worked.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 11:12 am (UTC)
I'm thinking not.
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[User Picture]From: sasaroll
2005-12-28 11:53 am (UTC)

creepy

know thats kind of creepy! keep all of the little girls away from him. hehe
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:35 pm (UTC)

Re: creepy

Exactly!
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[User Picture]From: warlockdreams
2005-12-28 12:13 pm (UTC)
Creepy, what the hell was wrong with people back then? Geez
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:36 pm (UTC)
Well, not much different then today I suppose.
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2005-12-28 12:17 pm (UTC)
Yeesh... Talk about psycho. Why would you WANT to live to 115, anyway? I'd end up killing myself.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:40 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I'd be pretty wretched at that age.
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[User Picture]From: _fabulae
2005-12-28 12:17 pm (UTC)
man, and i thought the truck driver with the pee bottles was crazy.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:38 pm (UTC)
It gets crazier!
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-12-28 12:27 pm (UTC)
what the fuck??!?!?! what a creep
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:41 pm (UTC)
Seriously. Scary.
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[User Picture]From: andrewg009
2005-12-28 01:12 pm (UTC)
*cough* Pedophile *cough*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:54 pm (UTC)
No cough needed! Too true!
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[User Picture]From: aurelias_roses
2005-12-28 01:33 pm (UTC)
so...what counts as "little"?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 02:55 pm (UTC)
I dare not ask.

Plus he probably wouldn't answer, since he's been dead a couple decades. ;)
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From: smrtblondg
2005-12-28 03:01 pm (UTC)
"Thank Heaven for little girls"

I always knew that song had some scientific undertone.

I suppose it's along the same lines as semon keeping your skin youthful looking.

Thank Heaven for post-pubescent boys...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-28 03:06 pm (UTC)
*ROFL!*
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