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Always harpin' [Dec. 20th, 2005|12:05 pm]
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There was a Young Lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
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[User Picture]From: toothlesshag
2005-12-20 12:17 pm (UTC)
Oh common Random! Post a dirty limrick!

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

EWEWEWEWE
http://home.tiscali.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/limerick.html
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 12:47 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!

OMG!!!!

Oh, you're my favorite hag. :)
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-12-21 07:43 am (UTC)
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared! —
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren
And some creature scroobious and weird,
Have all built their nests in my beard!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-21 07:50 am (UTC)
That's dirty too, but in a different way. ;)
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