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Always harpin' [Dec. 20th, 2005|12:05 pm]
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There was a Young Lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
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[User Picture]From: letusnowpachang
2005-12-20 10:00 am (UTC)
I enjoyed that.

*Doesn't care about commenting first, but wanted to take someone elses opportunity* hah.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 10:13 am (UTC)
hehe. ;) I'm glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was cute.
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2005-12-20 10:01 am (UTC)
very sharp witted she was
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 10:14 am (UTC)
Haha! ;)
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-12-20 10:01 am (UTC)
I love buddy Jesus
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 10:15 am (UTC)
;) Me too. One of my Random friends made it, and now that I have 6 user pics I was able to load it. I figure it might offend a few, but I liked it too much not to use it.
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[User Picture]From: mystik00769
2005-12-20 10:11 am (UTC)
hmm
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 10:15 am (UTC)
Mmh? ;)
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[User Picture]From: bestet
2005-12-20 10:35 am (UTC)
I've seen people with chins like that... kinda scary.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 11:10 am (UTC)
Aww, it's not their fault.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-12-20 11:12 am (UTC)
NEW ICON!!! YAY
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-12-20 11:38 am (UTC)
In days of old
When knights were bolde
and Jonnies weren't invented

They tied a sock
About their cocks
And babies were prevented

[Foriegn language note]
Jonnie being slang for prophelactic...as I no doubt couldn't spell it I certainly can't rhymn it....

Well I could but intergalactic and knights in a rhymn would infer a war in the star and that has so been done before

In a galaxy far far away....so long long ago.
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[User Picture]From: toothlesshag
2005-12-20 12:17 pm (UTC)
Oh common Random! Post a dirty limrick!

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

EWEWEWEWE
http://home.tiscali.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/limerick.html
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 12:47 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!

OMG!!!!

Oh, you're my favorite hag. :)
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[User Picture]From: reenie72
2005-12-20 12:44 pm (UTC)
:D That's so brilliant! Where did you get it?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 12:52 pm (UTC)
From a little book of nonsense. Let me see if I can find it.


*time lapse*

I found it!

It's published by Penguin Popular Poetry and entitled The Book of Nonsense and Nonsense Songs by Edward Lear, published originally in 1943, but it was written in the 1800's as Edward Lear was born in 1812 and died in 1888. --- ahh, upon closer reading, he wrote it for the Earl's grandchildren in 1845.

Phew!
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-12-20 02:06 pm (UTC)

Cute.

That was cute. lol.

Hey I won't be on Thursday or Friday because my Grandfather died last night :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 02:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Cute.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. *HUGS*

My prayers and love for you and your family.
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[User Picture]From: neko_kasai
2005-12-20 06:36 pm (UTC)

o_o

What in the world?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-20 06:39 pm (UTC)

Re: o_o

It's pretty!
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From: tsebaoth
2005-12-21 03:51 am (UTC)

a silly rhyme I dun rote

Quin was thin as thin as a pin,
his legs were skinny, and so was his thing.

But his head was so fat, it teetered and lolled,
It closely resembled a medicine ball.

"Grapefruit on a toothpick,"
some were heard to remark,

which got on quins goat,
yes it made him quite narked.

So he joined the marines,
spent five years in tibet,

left in march 96
and shot them all dead
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-21 07:31 am (UTC)

Re: a silly rhyme I dun rote

Wow!
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[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2005-12-21 04:09 am (UTC)
Just wanted to be the 69th comment...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-21 07:32 am (UTC)
LOL. ;) You're so cute.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-12-21 07:41 am (UTC)

A nonsense Ryme For you

Oh, love the kisssnip goodin
The arching lum pum ginsing
Oh crannon ining cree lim, riddle
Comme on dit to sweet and honeyed
Sleep. Your isses tin to tangel, mine
Olang orangal, grey-silver as a handle
Soon love we'll dance the boon snap
While the gillon moon is blue!
While the kallon snippits fly!
While the boonsnap days go by.
We'll foof and page the ladle
We'll sing the gladding die
And sing ding songs of goodsang
And gibbon sook and cry.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-21 07:49 am (UTC)

Re: A nonsense Ryme For you

:)
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[User Picture]From: lamegatorade304
2005-12-21 08:01 am (UTC)
there was an old fellow named Tod
who hadn't a fit enough bod
so he went to the gym
met a girl named kim
who baked him a lovely cod


and i just made that up right now
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-21 08:02 am (UTC)
Well done. :)
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[User Picture]From: astrologyisfake
2006-03-19 12:37 pm (UTC)
Chin doesn't rhyme with chin, silly!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-19 01:13 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;)
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