Seriously! lol. I wonder what HE had for breakfast!
I wonder if it was really good or really awful. Must have been really awful to cause blindness, I suppose, that and she's still complaining about it four years later.
That's a good point, unless it was soooo good that it just blinded her? I'm not sure. I'm also not sure if I believe the lady... I'd have to read the court transcripts to be certain.
All that over a kiss, and I always thought they were good things too...
I know. I mean I've had my share of good and bad kisses.. but none that bad!
I just can't see getting kissed by a Uruguayan soccer player as something that bad. I also wonder what that did to his ego -- can't you see him out on a date, warning in the girl about kissing him: "So, yeah... this one time I kissed a lady blind. No, not 'kissed a blind lady' -- the other one." Awww.
lol Good call! Someone should write a film script with this as a premise. I'd watch it. :)
Ummmmm....ok? That was weird. lol.
Funny, the article doesn't mention where he kissed her.
Maybe he kissed her on the ... eye?
"NO! NOT YOUR TONGUE!!!!!!!"
haha, sounds like a james bond thing, a kiss that makes people go blind.
I love it. What a powerful weapon that must be!
I got it.
He kissed her on her foot, causing her to stumble over. She fell so hard, the force of gravity pulled her towards a flight of stairs, then all the way down. She landed on the tile floor and bounced out the door. At that exact time, a hotel valet was drunk on the job, and drove a guest's car onto the sidewalk, and hit the maid. The force of the impact caused her eyeballs to seperate from her head, causing the blindness.
Have I told you yet today that I love you? :)
don't mean to be negative, but that's just retarded.
This Uruguayan dude sounds like he missed his calling. Anyone who can deliver kisses that are not only the most powerful in the world but can also cause blindness should be a super-villian. He could have a cool, lip-themed costume, a side-kick like Halitosis Boy or something and they could fly around kidnapping heiresses for ransom and blowing up lip-stick factories.
I'm not sure the world could stand against him.
LOL!!!!!! I love it. I really, reeeeeally do. =)
Did she give you an ulcer?
And totally! Those lips could rule the world!
Well I have holes in the back of my head from the guy in the lunch line behind me looking at my head. Perhaps I should sue... MY GOD people will sue over anything & everything. No wonder the justice system is such a joke when court time is being wasted by B.S. like this.
If you were blinded by a kiss would you think so? ;)
Blame the bitch for stressing out over getting kissed by a probably beautiful soccer player.
Well, we don't know he's beautiful, do we? :) Not ALL soccer players are beautiful... just most of them.
well this Uruguayan soccer player sounds just sexy. I mean he plays soccer so you know hes going to be cute, and obviously hes got some kissing skills.
lol. Powerful kissing anyway. ;) And just because he's from Uruguay and plays soccer doesn't mean he's cute. He could be stinky, and scary with reeeally bad teeth or something. I dunno. Maybe the girl was ocd like Howard Hughes and it triggered some sort of emotional break down which led to the physical breakdown of her sight?
ABout that one girl who DIED because of a kiss?
She was allergic to peanuts and peanut oil. Like really really allergic.
She kissed her boyfriend, who she had just started dating, and he didn't know about it.
And he had either just eaten peanuts or Snickers but something where he didn't think about it, and he kissed her on the lips.
She died shortly after because of the allergic attack.
I'll post up a link if I can find it again.