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Yeah, I posted twice today, but I was amused. ;) [Dec. 1st, 2005|07:34 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]
[music |The Colbert Report]

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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[User Picture]From: jebuell
2005-12-01 05:32 pm (UTC)
I like blonde jokes. Because I'm a redhead. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 05:33 pm (UTC)
;) I like them cause they're funny. Regardless of my hair color.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 05:40 pm (UTC)
I did too. ;)
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[User Picture]From: old_king_cole
2005-12-01 05:41 pm (UTC)
amusing.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 05:44 pm (UTC)
;) I liked it.
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[User Picture]From: andrewg009
2005-12-01 05:45 pm (UTC)
As quite the adament blonde joke person myself, I found that quite worthy of laughing deliciously hard.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 05:49 pm (UTC)
Score. ;) Glad to assist. Laughing rocketh.
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[User Picture]From: mystik00769
2005-12-01 05:45 pm (UTC)
So...is it? ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 05:52 pm (UTC)
LOL! I love you. :)
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[User Picture]From: doctormoriarty
2005-12-01 05:59 pm (UTC)
*confuzzled*

Um, like, um, I don't, like, get it.

*smacks gum*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 06:15 pm (UTC)
LOL. I love you too. ;)
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[User Picture]From: embe11ished
2005-12-01 06:47 pm (UTC)
*Groan*

Luckily, I have a soft spot for jokes that make me groan. Thanks for sharing!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 07:40 pm (UTC)
Of course. *grin* I love the groaners too. You'll find a number if you go back far enough.
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-12-01 06:53 pm (UTC)

Typical blondes. lol.

Lol good one :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 08:01 pm (UTC)

Re: Typical blondes. lol.

Yeah, it's good. ;)
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From: my_expectations
2005-12-01 07:15 pm (UTC)
um hi?
who are you?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 08:51 pm (UTC)
Randomposting. :) Nice to meetcha.
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From: __beer_junkie__
2005-12-01 08:49 pm (UTC)

LOL! That was funny!

So a blonde went to a barber to get her haircut and she was wearing headphones?

The barber tells the blonde: "Mamm you have to take your head phones off?"

The blonde says: "No just cut around the headphones?"

So the barber cuts around the headphones and gets frustrated and knocks off the headphones.
And then all of sudden the blonde drops out of the chair and passes out.
And the barber picks up the headphones to hear what was playing, the barber puts it up to their ear and hears inside the phones, "breath in and breath out." (Over and over.)



















!
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From: __beer_junkie__
2005-12-01 09:02 pm (UTC)
Sorry about the big gap I was gonna type another joke but forgot the punch line and the joke, I guess that means Im a blonde? Not!
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[User Picture]From: mis_guidedangel
2005-12-01 10:16 pm (UTC)
Heheh

Im a blonde... and I love blonde jokes..
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 10:49 pm (UTC)
Exactly! ;) I'm glad. I loved them even during my blonde years.
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[User Picture]From: watergal
2005-12-01 10:30 pm (UTC)
Blind guy walks into a bar on ladies' night. It's early and quiet, so he's chatting with the bartender. "Got a great blonde joke for you..."

Bartender cuts him off. "You seem like a nice guy, so I'm going to warn you: I'm blonde and I instruct martial arts; the lady beside you is blonde and and she's a cop; the bouncer is blonde, 6'11 and at least 40 pounds heavier than you. Now, do you really want to tell this joke?"

The guy thinks about it. "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-01 10:51 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!! Awesome.
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[User Picture]From: lynxyoukai
2005-12-02 05:47 am (UTC)
i have a new one...a different side to blonde jokes.

a blonde from new york city walks into a bank and says she is going on a business trip and needs to borrow $2,000. the banks says they'll need collateral and she says okay and gives them the keys to her mercedes benz. so, anyway, they take the benz and she goes on her trip. two weeks later she returns and pays them the $60 service charge for holding her car. then, before she leaves, someone says that while she was gone he checked her history and found out she was really rich and he asks why she asked for the $2000. she responds, "where else could i keep my mercedes benz parked in new york city for 2 weeks for $60 and expect it to still be there when i got back."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-02 08:35 am (UTC)
lol! That's freaking awesome!
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-12-02 01:42 pm (UTC)
*feels silly*

i didn't get it at first...

heh.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-02 01:48 pm (UTC)
hehe! ;) That's aaaaawesome!
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-12-02 11:11 pm (UTC)
So there's this guy walking in the middle of the desert where he finds a genie bottle. He gives it a good rub, and POOF!!! Two beautiful blonde genies appear. They tell the man that he's allowed 3 wishes, all he has to do is think of the wish, close his eyes, and when he reopens his eyes his wish will have been granted. Immedietly knowing his first wish, he closes his eyes and thinks of it. When he opens his eyes he is in the middle of a mansion, with dozens of naked blonde women all around him. After having great sex with the women for hours, the man gets up and thinks of another wish and closes his eyes. He opens them again, and beneath his feet are millions of dollars. Feeling a little thirsty, the man go to the kitchen to get a drink of water, when the best wish ever entered his mind, and he closed his eyes. When he reopened his eyes, the doorbell rang. When he answered the door there were two figures in white hooded cloaks. They two cloaked figured then wrap a noose around the mans neck and with a bit of a struggle, hang him from a tree. After the task had been complete, the two figured removed their hoods. It was the two blonde genies. Both looking confused, one finally said " I can see why he would want to live in a mansion full of beautiful naked women. I can understand why he would want to have millions of dollars. But why the hell would he want to be hung like a black man?"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-12-03 08:28 am (UTC)
LOL! Oh my gosh. Wow.
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