Oh God, please, let's not and say we did. XD Seriously, I can't throw a dead cat anywhere and not have it land on some sort of cute pornography of her. But maybe that's just me, heh.
lol. I try not to get near dead cats, honestly, but yeah.. I get so many paris hilton related emails and porn IM's. Hence this post... I was going to post something intellectual, and i was too annoyed. Perhaps tomorrow.
one time there was a dead squirrel in the road so i picked it up with a stick and chased my friend around with it. good times, good times...
My friend likes to take roadkill and turn it into art. Cleaned up, of course. Like a taxidermist. Only.. not.
Oy. No dead animals for me thanks. I think anything dead should be buried. Except for flowers. Which can be pressed.
Oh man! i woulda just buried it.
Lol... why does this remind me of the conversation from yesterday? ^^
Because I have a one track mind. ;) And when I get annoyed... I'm like the energizer bunny.
So you just keep going and going and going and going and...
"In other news, the Energizer bunny was convicted of battery this afternoon."
(Sorry, kinda hyper)
LOL! I love you! I just laughed for like five minutes. Thank you. I neeeeded that. :) Haha.. battery.
Here! here! She bugs the hell out of me >:-O
Anyone see the South Park episode where all of her pets committed suicide?
Or where her line of clothing, perfume, makeup etc. was "Stupid Spoiled Whore"?
Eh, no worries. Her 15 minutes are almost up. I bet she's going to age terribly... all that tanning will make her look like leather in another few years... HA HA HA.
I hope so. I remember when I used to be annoyed by the Spice Girls, and they're thre freaking beatles compared to her.
Isn't it sad that people will jump on any stupid bandwagon? Spice Girls, Paris... "STOP THE INSANITY!" ;)
LOL. Though I do find myself singing "When 2 Become 1" now and then...
Hey! Wannabe was an awesome song!
Oh, I know! And I started liking them a LOT. I'll still sing their stuff now and then.. but do you remember how much crap they used to get?
I mean seriously.. the talents of the century in comparison to some of those other things, I won't classify as humans out there.
I saw Paris in a club once. A friend of mine went up to hit on her, but got scared and came back. Turns out she looks like a greasy skeloton in real life, and has size 13 feet or something like that. In any case, he was scared for his life by her.
Can't say I blame him. She's a frightening creature.
yep i have also heard she has massivly large feet, but i must say i love her. its a strange kinda love tho, like watching her is so bad its good.
You have a very good point.