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... That's icky. [Nov. 15th, 2005|02:47 pm]
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There are recorded cases of babies that have been delivered through the rectum. In rare instances, blockage of the mother’s vaginal orifice may force an unborn child into the rectal area and the baby must be expelled through the anus. A nineteenth-century British doctor named Payne cited the case of a thirty-three-year-old woman who gave birth in this manner. Dr. Payne, seeing that the child was located near the rectum, anesthetized the mother and delivered the child by forceps with little trouble.
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[User Picture]From: jebuell
2005-11-15 12:48 pm (UTC)
Yup. It's official. I am SO using a serogant!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:36 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I think surrogates are good ideas if the other option is rectal delivery. It's really a horrible thought, isn't it?
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[User Picture]From: bestet
2005-11-15 12:50 pm (UTC)
fucking ew.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:38 pm (UTC)
Agreed.
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From: velvet_bohemian
2005-11-15 12:53 pm (UTC)
fucking ow.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:38 pm (UTC)
Seriously. *shudder*
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[User Picture]From: maggiedacatt
2005-11-15 12:55 pm (UTC)
Um, ow.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:39 pm (UTC)
No lie, man.
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[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2005-11-15 12:58 pm (UTC)

Thanks

I'm glad I just read that- it helps confirm my decision that I will NEVER have a child.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Thanks

lol. You're welcome. ;) Obviously it's not the norm for births, though.
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[User Picture]From: tessmc
2005-11-15 12:59 pm (UTC)
KInda makes you wonder if that's where anal retentive people come from...
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[User Picture]From: barcodegurl
2005-11-15 01:35 pm (UTC)
hahhaha!
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[User Picture]From: goin_nowhere25
2005-11-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
my question is what could have POSSIBLY blocked the vagina up to cause such a fucked up birth ?? ??
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-11-15 01:12 pm (UTC)
traffic cone?
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[User Picture]From: embe11ished
2005-11-15 01:11 pm (UTC)
Do you suppose it is a coincidence that the physician's name in the case you quoted is Dr. Payne?
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From: hymn
2005-11-15 01:22 pm (UTC)
good point. could be fake.
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-11-15 01:13 pm (UTC)
now that will give you piles
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:44 pm (UTC)
Piles?
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2005-11-15 01:21 pm (UTC)
ok
OUCH
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:46 pm (UTC)
Uh huh. I hope she was well lubricated.
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From: hymn
2005-11-15 01:21 pm (UTC)
NASTY
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:45 pm (UTC)
Yeah. It really is.
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2005-11-15 01:26 pm (UTC)
OMG!!

Any mother who has to give birth like that should receive a lifetime supply of Preperation H!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:47 pm (UTC)
Seriously. Poor thing! :( People get hemorroids from vaginal births! Can you imagine?
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[User Picture]From: unknownalchemy
2005-11-15 01:53 pm (UTC)
Bah?!! Gross!!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 03:21 pm (UTC)
Seriously! Ickiness all around.
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[User Picture]From: tessmc
2005-11-15 02:33 pm (UTC)
I've heard this story before actually. I think it was in something that I read about Ripley. There was a child born during that time and he had a field day with the story. I believe that the mother died during childbirth though.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 03:45 pm (UTC)
Really? I guess I'm not surprised! The fact book I got this out of suggested that it was a pretty easy delivery, but I don't know how that is humanly possible. I'm certain I'd die.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah, no lie. I feel very sorry for that woman, AND that baby!
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