randomposting (randomposting) wrote,

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"There's a drunk in my hallway. I hate Michigan."

David Joseph Zaba, 32, pleaded guilty n Denver to assault for pouring varnish on his wife during sex instead of the honey and chocolate syrup she was expecting. Angela Zaba said the varnish made her hair fall out. The police report on the incident said the couple had been using food as a part of their sex life for six or seven years, noting the wife “stated that this is not the first time that he has used varnish, but she has had enough so she called police.”
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