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"There's a drunk in my hallway. I hate Michigan." [Oct. 27th, 2005|04:45 pm]
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David Joseph Zaba, 32, pleaded guilty n Denver to assault for pouring varnish on his wife during sex instead of the honey and chocolate syrup she was expecting. Angela Zaba said the varnish made her hair fall out. The police report on the incident said the couple had been using food as a part of their sex life for six or seven years, noting the wife “stated that this is not the first time that he has used varnish, but she has had enough so she called police.”
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[User Picture]From: jebuell
2005-10-27 02:41 pm (UTC)
ewww....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-27 02:50 pm (UTC)
Seriously. Talk about abuse.
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From: smrtblondg
2005-10-27 03:14 pm (UTC)
"Right, sorry honey, I thought I was banging the chair again..."

A likely story.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:27 am (UTC)
Seriously. Yowch.
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2005-10-27 04:35 pm (UTC)
Why was his chosen method of abuse... varnish?

More than once, even!

Why doesnt he skip the varnish foreplay and just lure her to a factory and encase her in lucite? Or you know.. just poison her outright.

Maybe he just doesnt understand that in porn they use oil to make the women shiny and glistening... who knows.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:28 am (UTC)
Seriously, it would be an interesting interview, wouldn't it?
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2005-10-27 04:44 pm (UTC)
I also hate Michigan....but then again...i live here.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:28 am (UTC)
Are there drunks in your hallway? ;)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-10-27 06:59 pm (UTC)

Uhhhhhh

That was....weird. lol.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:28 am (UTC)

Re: Uhhhhhh

I'll agree. *nod*
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2005-10-27 07:07 pm (UTC)
noting the wife “stated that this is not the first time that he has used varnish, but she has had enough so she called police.”

I sooooooo needed to laugh this evening, so thanks for this!

Why yes, I am laughing at another's pain...
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From: hymn
2005-10-27 08:56 pm (UTC)
i'm not laughing at that, i am gawking that she didnt freak out the first time he used varnish and call the police or just WALK OUT. or at least try to talk him out of that.........


....would it really be considered abuse, or a fetish?
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[User Picture]From: unknownalchemy
2005-10-27 07:54 pm (UTC)
that's still a sticky situation
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:30 am (UTC)
Is varnish sticky?
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From: greensmock
2005-10-27 09:21 pm (UTC)
This is quite an old article, is it not? I seem to remember reading about this a while ago... or maybe there is just more than one person out there reporting their spouse for pouring varnish on them... eep.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:32 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure it's somewhat old. *shrug* That's why it's random. :)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-10-28 02:03 am (UTC)
does that guy have a varnish fettish?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:33 am (UTC)
Appears so.
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From: tsebaoth
2005-10-28 03:40 am (UTC)
What a plank!
Perhaps he was skirting around the issue and was just board with the usual.
Even if the relationship didn't already have dry-rot, this would surely polish it off.
Sorry, its like a pun delicatessen and i'm gorging.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-28 10:34 am (UTC)
Everyone needs to gorge occasionally. ;)
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