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Oh dear. [Oct. 8th, 2005|08:54 am]
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Roberta Burke, 63, filed a $2million palimony suit in New York Supreme Court in Mineola against her commonlaw husband, Francis Bernardo, 70, claiming that he left her for another woman after Viagra cured his impotence. Burke's suit said that an hour after Bernardo took the litlte blue pill, they had sex for the first time in four years. Two days later, he left, telling her, "It's time for me to be a stud again."
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[User Picture]From: calm_waters
2005-10-08 07:43 am (UTC)
bwhahahaaa
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-08 06:20 pm (UTC)
Are you laughing at his Studliness? ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-08 06:37 pm (UTC)
I imagine. She should have, anyway.
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[User Picture]From: geminiwench
2005-10-08 08:21 am (UTC)
A 70yr old man referring to himself as a stud is akin to a 14 yr old boy with the same claim... Im sorry. And old dude can be a stud to his wife, Im sure.. but I doubt hes attractive to to many others anymore. Dumbass.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-08 06:37 pm (UTC)
I'm with you.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-10-08 09:48 am (UTC)

I know!

Oh my gosh! I know exactly what you're talking about! I totally wonder the same thing in my house, all the time! I mean, its the weekend, why the hell can't people treat themselves into sleeping in? The first time I heard my husband getting out of bed before 8 am on a Saturday morning, I was so upset. I began crying uncontrollably and screaming at the top of my lungs. He had to come lay back down with me, and eventually, once he fell back asleep I was calm again. He tried to say he was only going to the kitchen for some water and was coming back, but I knew the truth. He wasen't coming back. He was up for the day. Why must he get up earlier than me? What does he feel he had to prove? I mean, we don't have children, and theres no justifiable reason why he needs to wake up anytime before 9:30. Why can't we stay up late on Friday nights and sleep in on a Saturday morning like we used to? He just doesn't understand what drama he is causing by trying to sneak out of bed in the mornings without waking me up. What else is he trying to do without my knowledge? I am seriously thinking about a separation period between him and I.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-10-08 01:28 pm (UTC)

Re: I know!

paranoia isnt a good thing to keep a marrage together
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[User Picture]From: miriemirie
2005-10-08 10:45 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
My mother always said that Viagra ruins lives.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-08 06:40 pm (UTC)
She's clearly correct. :)
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[User Picture]From: thebekinator
2005-10-08 12:59 pm (UTC)
yeah, that's definetely a little sick. who would bang that? i know i definetely wouldn't. did she win? she beter have....creepy old man.
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[User Picture]From: glitterspritz
2005-10-08 04:18 pm (UTC)
You know, some people apparently like older men. Aside from frisky older women, Anna Nichole was with an older man...and Hugh Hefner has like 3 girlfriends at any given time...and if you ever watch an episode of "Girls Next Door" (I'm ashamed to admit that I was lured into an episode), those girls hint about the sex. Aside from that, he owes her for that low blow...first he can't give her any for FOUR years, then he leaves her. Definately a scummy thing to do.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-10-08 01:26 pm (UTC)
what a scum bag!!!!!!!
he should be burned at the stake
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-08 06:44 pm (UTC)
I don't know about that, but he should have his pills taken away. :)
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2005-10-09 12:45 am (UTC)
A stiff cock has no conscience


:)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-10 08:09 pm (UTC)
But his bankroll paid. ;)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-10-09 07:20 am (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! how can a 63 year old dude ever be considered a stud haha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-10 08:10 pm (UTC)
A veeeery good point. ;)
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