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My Yoda impression sounds worse with a Southern accent. [Feb. 17th, 2009|02:22 pm]
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Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
-Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
-You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
-You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
-Wookies are offended by your B.O.
-You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside ...it'll be a hoot."
-You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
-You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
-You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
-You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
-Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
-If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."

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[User Picture]From: mystik00769
2009-02-17 08:26 pm (UTC)
This is amazing. I'm stealing it. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 08:28 pm (UTC)
Yay! =)
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From: ex_theglaiv
2009-02-17 08:31 pm (UTC)
That redneck jedi stuff is pretty damn funny!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 08:32 pm (UTC)
Glad you like it. ;) It cracked me up!
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[User Picture]From: twilighthalcyon
2009-02-17 08:54 pm (UTC)
I effin love yooooou XD
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 08:55 pm (UTC)
You too, darling. :) *smooches*
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[User Picture]From: gonepishing
2009-02-17 10:14 pm (UTC)
lol at the Jabba one.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 11:31 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;)
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[User Picture]From: diner
2009-02-17 10:22 pm (UTC)
HAHAHHA oh my goodness!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 11:32 pm (UTC)
;)
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From: christinaathena
2009-02-17 11:16 pm (UTC)
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."

How about:
If you learn that Leia's your sister - and you don't care
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 11:32 pm (UTC)
LOL!

That's so much better!
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2009-02-17 11:19 pm (UTC)
I'm your father and your uncle. *ROFL!
*

Sorry I've been a horrible friend. How are you doing? How is the Random family? Your posts always make me smile. You're awesome!

Edited at 2009-02-17 11:21 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-17 11:31 pm (UTC)
We're doing pretty good. Life's been crazy, so I'm just getting back into the LJ swing of things. How are you? *Hugs*
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2009-02-18 07:01 pm (UTC)
I've been busy as well. RL has been keeping me from lj and I miss my lj buddies. I'll try to keep up.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-19 01:54 am (UTC)
I feel the same.
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[User Picture]From: trish_punch
2009-02-18 01:09 am (UTC)
I liked it! I laughed at both halves of the joke - good list!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-18 03:09 am (UTC)
Yay! =)
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[User Picture]From: heywood417
2009-02-18 01:57 am (UTC)
That's freaking HILARIOUS. I'm reposting to my Facebook. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-18 03:09 am (UTC)
Awesome. =)
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[User Picture]From: ladyjaja
2009-02-18 04:59 am (UTC)
oooh this makes me sad.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-18 05:01 am (UTC)
Why? *blink*
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[User Picture]From: ladyjaja
2009-02-18 05:04 am (UTC)
oh jaja.
cause star wars is near and dear to my heart and redneck humor is not.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-18 05:13 am (UTC)
Aww, sorry love. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2009-02-18 11:35 pm (UTC)
Very funny, I stole it too!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-02-19 01:58 am (UTC)
Yay! =)
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[User Picture]From: trish_punch
2009-03-02 12:06 am (UTC)

Just checking in...

I just wanted to say hi and see how things are going. Did your headache go away? I hope you are feeling well and that the job hunt is moving along. I send you nice happy thoughts....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-03-02 03:18 pm (UTC)

Re: Just checking in...

Thanks, love. *Hugs* No job yet, and no relief from the headache. I never used to believe that people could just have a headache constantly. Now I have one. It's ridiculous. I have to take three sleeping pills to even have a chance at falling asleep at night. And the Doctor's tell me to meditate. Which, I've tried, but unfortunately does nothing.
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[User Picture]From: sczrhands
2009-03-03 02:22 am (UTC)

Re: Just checking in...

Have you been diagnosed? I used to have problems with head ahes all the time. Then I went to an osteopath and got my bones put back into alignment many times. It really helped. I've had insomnia for 15 years. I had acupuncture and it helped. Then my baby threw off my schedual again. I'm planning on going back for more treatments when my kids are a little older. Have you tried a sleep study? I never had one but both my father and brother in law have sleep apena. I've heard they are finding it a lot more common then they thought. Its where people stop breathing when they sleep. It causes alot of health problems. Wearing an oxygen mask an night really helps elievate the symptoms.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2009-03-03 03:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Just checking in...

I don't have sleep apnea, but my boyfriend does, and he never can sleep without his machine. :(

The pain from my headache, and my kidney and back is just too much, I lay there for hours, just tossing and turning, and hurting.

My Doctor's don't believe anything I tell them. They think I'm just trying to get pain pills. It's very aggravating.

I'm considering flying to England and going to a public hospital and seeing if I can get a diagnosis. Because in America, I've got nothing but Doctor's rolling their eyes and telling me there's no point in running this or that costly test, and telling me to f'ng meditate.
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