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Massaging your secret operatives. [Nov. 2nd, 2008|06:11 pm]
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[Current Location |Heeell.]
[mood |depresseddepressed]
[music |Being rushed out of the house]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ7QgUFB0g0

Massage techniques.


An exhaustive report in December on CIA operatives who staffed the so-called "rendition" program, secretly transferring suspected terrorists from U.S. custody to foreign governments, revealed sometimes-sloppy undercover work of the agents. In one rendition, in Milan, Italy, covert agents failed to remove their cell phones' batteries, thus enabling them to be electronically tracked even though the phones were off. Also, one clandestine operative left a clear trail of her whereabouts because, even though she booked herself at foreign hotels under aliases, she insisted that frequent-flier miles earned at the hotels be credited to her personal, non-secret frequent-flier account. [Chicago Tribune, 12-25-05]

And smaaaaaaart. Wow.
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From: christinaathena
2008-11-02 05:20 pm (UTC)
Wow ... you'd think CIA agents would be smarter than that ...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:36 am (UTC)
Riiiight?
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From: christinaathena
2008-11-02 05:21 pm (UTC)
And why're you depressed? :-(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:38 am (UTC)
Broke up with my boyfriend. Officially tonight, but I knew it was coming. Super, super depressed right now.
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From: shineyredrhinos
2008-11-03 07:54 pm (UTC)
*hugs*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-04 02:34 am (UTC)
*hugs* THanks hon.
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-11-02 05:48 pm (UTC)
I'll have to try some of those massage techniques.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:40 am (UTC)
Good luck. :)
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[User Picture]From: ashaelia
2008-11-02 06:23 pm (UTC)
I wonder if I could use some of those techniques on myself when I'm at work... that would be useful.

Ahahaha, wow. If the CIA is taking members like that, I'm sure I would be a shoe-in. I mean, ok, the cell phone battery thing I can kind of understand, but the frequent flier miles? Seriously? And her supervisors didn't do anything to stop her from blowing her cover with her non-secret frequent flier account?
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[User Picture]From: megwings
2008-11-02 07:42 pm (UTC)
Random what's wrong? Are you all right? ;_; /worried
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:41 am (UTC)
No. I broke up with my boyfriend. I'm really not okay.
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[User Picture]From: megwings
2008-11-03 08:20 am (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Random oh my goodness. I don't know whether to say I'm sorry or good for you or what the situation is... oh geeze... If you feel like talking about what happened, I really want to know and am more than willing to listen.

If you don't want to talk about it that is SO fine, but I am thinking about you and sending good thoughts and please keep in mind that you are amazing and deserve to be happy. *hughughugs*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-04 01:57 am (UTC)
Thanks love, I really appreciate it. I probably will message you in a bit here but I need some time first.
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[User Picture]From: megwings
2008-11-04 04:34 am (UTC)
*hugs hard*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-04 07:01 pm (UTC)
*HUGS*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:41 am (UTC)
You should try. :)

And right? haha. ;)
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-11-02 08:42 pm (UTC)
Hearing thats sorta thing would depress me too. No wonder the other countries think we're all ignorant, even our spies arn't sneaky
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:42 am (UTC)
Right? haha
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-11-03 03:04 am (UTC)
I am sorry to hear about your boy friend. My condolences for what they're worth.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 03:06 am (UTC)
Thanks. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: katrina_splat
2008-11-02 10:37 pm (UTC)
*sends positive energy and huggles*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 01:42 am (UTC)
Thanks love. I really need them. *HUGS*
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[User Picture]From: mortal_geny
2008-11-03 04:50 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday btw!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-03 05:29 am (UTC)
Thanks. :)
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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2008-11-04 03:04 pm (UTC)
I'm so sorry, Random!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-11-04 07:02 pm (UTC)
*HUGS* Thanks love.
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