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Healthy Holidays. [Oct. 26th, 2008|04:58 pm]
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Five more home medical remedies. Consult a Doctor before doing anything dangerous.

26. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off & see the dead skin

27. Shiny Hair - brewed Lipton Tea

28. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into bath water

29. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

30. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Dny-s27Dk&e

And an Irn-Bru Goth Holiday.
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-10-26 10:03 pm (UTC)
I'll have to try the Nestea in the bath next time I get burned.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:02 am (UTC)
I was thinking about it myself. Lord knows I burn like a vampire every time I step into the sun.
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-10-27 02:17 am (UTC)
I got a wicked burn this summer. This would've come in handy then. I had to call into work for a couple of nights
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:22 am (UTC)
Oh no!!! :( *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-10-27 04:13 am (UTC)
Not to worry, it's gone now. :) But now I have a future remedy.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:12 am (UTC)
Exactly. :)
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2008-10-26 10:20 pm (UTC)

one more...

i am reliably informed that hemorrhoid cream when used on the face makes wrinkles less visible..
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:03 am (UTC)

Re: one more...

Wow! I'm not gonna try it, but that's good to know.
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From: shineyredrhinos
2008-10-27 02:58 pm (UTC)

Re: one more...

not so, this refers to an old version of the cream that is no longer sold in the US.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:01 pm (UTC)

Re: one more...

Oooh, well there ya go!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:03 am (UTC)
Let me know if it works! :)
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-10-27 12:27 am (UTC)
that Youtube video is scary. I'm going to try that thing about burns on your tongue, I've been doing that a lot lately
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:06 am (UTC)
I have too. Frequently. lol. So I'md efinitely gonna try it too.
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-10-27 03:41 am (UTC)
yeah, i've been rolling my own ciggs lately, and it often results in burning of fingers and sometimes tongue
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 03:44 am (UTC)
But it's a lot cheaper!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:06 am (UTC)
Oh NO! *HUGS * That's AWFUL! I hope the nestea works!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 02:23 am (UTC)
I feel ya. lol
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:13 am (UTC)
Thank you darling! =)
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[User Picture]From: ellensparkleyes
2008-10-27 06:11 am (UTC)
canker sore = put alum on it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:02 pm (UTC)
Really? I've never had one but if I do, I'll keep it in mind. What's Alum again?
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[User Picture]From: ellensparkleyes
2008-10-28 07:24 am (UTC)
alum is something added to pickles to make them sweet/sour. (it might be used in some other things, but i don't know what). it's good for canker sores, but will make you pucker and want to spit. you should be able to find it in the spice section of most grocery stores, depending on where you are.
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[User Picture]From: runeenigma
2008-10-27 07:09 am (UTC)
Huh, I'd heard of cooled chamomile tea for conditioner, but hadn't heard that black tea was good for that sort of thing . . .
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:02 pm (UTC)
It doesn't seem to make sense, but I guess it's worth a try.
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[User Picture]From: harmonic_motion
2008-10-27 01:09 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha!
26. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off & see the dead skin, still attached to all the living skin that was once part of your face.

:-p
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:02 pm (UTC)
LOL. right? Amused me too. Have you tried it yet? hehe
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[User Picture]From: harmonic_motion
2008-10-27 05:20 pm (UTC)
And just think, if Elmer's is good, Super Glue would be even better!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:22 pm (UTC)
LOL. HAHAHA!
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From: shineyredrhinos
2008-10-27 03:00 pm (UTC)
I've used sugar on the tongue and it works pretty well to soothe the burn.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-27 05:03 pm (UTC)
Good to know!! That seems to be the one people are most interested in. Thanks for the evidence. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-10-28 09:15 pm (UTC)
Fascinating. :) Thank you.
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