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I'd like to make plans with you and your husband. [Aug. 24th, 2008|06:52 pm]
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Since I took a couple days off over the past week you get an early caption contest. :)


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And pick up lines for married people. :)

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[User Picture]From: bloody_kisser
2008-08-25 12:10 am (UTC)
"Aaah, and my wife said it was bad. Pssh."

Lame, I know. I've lost any creative caption edge I had. =P

First post, though, so yay!

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 12:11 am (UTC)
LOL, no it's good! ;)
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From: docjeff
2008-08-25 12:14 am (UTC)
What? What do you mean there are four more up in there? Halp!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 12:17 am (UTC)
LOL Nice.
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[User Picture]From: decembertyger
2008-08-25 12:20 am (UTC)
Man gives birth after sex change doctor forgets to take out the Mommy bits
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 12:22 am (UTC)
haha, nice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 12:58 am (UTC)
lol. Nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: ladyjaja
2008-08-25 01:03 am (UTC)
"I have never loved a turd more than this."


ok, that was HORRIBLE.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 01:04 am (UTC)
heh. Nice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 01:32 am (UTC)
Those aren't surgeons. They're obgyn's and nurses.
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-08-25 03:22 am (UTC)
It's not a tumor! (a la Arnold)

Or

Quick! Look out the window. Are there pigs flying?

or

Our little miracle (literally).
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 03:23 am (UTC)
haha, nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-25 03:56 am (UTC)
Oh it's not at all. It's just a random photo. I try not to be tacky. ;) - And that's awesome! I looove farmers markets.
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2008-08-25 06:28 am (UTC)
Women thought vaginal birth was the end all, be all of pain, until Doug passed little Doug Jr. through his urethra. Who's the momma now?

I'm just jealous, really. The truth is, the ability to create new life is just about the most wonderful freakin' thing on the planet. Its awe inspiring. I mean, I can't do that. I could help by contrtibuting DNA, but I couldn't actually bring another life into the world. Its powerful. Its primal. Its the reason all of us are here. Jesus, some of our first our is carvings of pregnant women with giant breasts. It doesn't get more basic than that.

Not that I don't like being a guy...its just that I can see the beauty of the other side.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:37 pm (UTC)
Having babies can be very beautiful. Dangerous as hell too, though. You're lucky you'll never have to go through what I did with my pregnancy anyway. lol
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From: ex_theglaiv
2008-08-25 11:54 am (UTC)

Caption!

"Bob instantly regretted his harsh words to Marsha. Who'da thought that when he told her to shove it right back up if she didn't want a boy, she would elect to shove it up him?"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:39 pm (UTC)

Re: Caption!

LOL
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-08-25 04:52 pm (UTC)
"He's so beautiful. He even has your body hair."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:40 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!!!
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[User Picture]From: suspiria
2008-08-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
That video was awesome!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:40 pm (UTC)
I liked it. :)
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[User Picture]From: toothlesshag
2008-08-25 11:18 pm (UTC)
"If this were true, he wouldn't whine when he gets a cold."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:40 pm (UTC)
LOL, RIGHT!?
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[User Picture]From: kulczar
2008-08-26 09:03 pm (UTC)
i can't comment...i'm too distracted by his hairy ass...i can just tell...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:42 pm (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: tokencoffee
2008-08-27 07:56 pm (UTC)
My very first butt baby.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-31 04:45 pm (UTC)
LOL
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