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Anyone have basic ingredients I can steal so I can make some soup? lol [Aug. 19th, 2008|06:06 pm]
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http://glumbert.com/media/nbaproposal

And an NBA Proposal gone wrong.


"Rarely in history has anyone enjoyed the perks of divine anointment with as much vigor as Pope John XII. As Mel Brooks might say, 'It's good to be the pope!'

Born Octavian (or Octavius), John XII was pope for his entire adult life, which has to do something strange to a man's outlook. He took the office somewhere between his 16th and 18th birthdays, the result of aggressive politicking by his father, Alberic, the secular ruler of Rome.

On Alberic's death, John XII became both the political leader of Rome and the head of the Catholic Church. Unfortunately, he was better suited to royal privilege than theological infallibility. (John was known to raise a glass in honor of Satan every now and again.)

Upon his ascension around 955 C.E., John XII ushered in an age of profligate debauchery not seen since the Caesars were running the joint. John liked hunting with his male buddies and humping with his female buddies. He also liked humping with his male buddies. Any warm body in Rome was liable to be humped during his tenure. In addition to indulging his own considerable libido, John encouraged everyone else to hump as well.

Rome was a very sticky place in those days. John indulged his lust as he saw fit, including orgies in the halls of St. John Lateran, the most prestigious cathedral in Christendom, and sex on the tombs of the Apostles Peter and Paul. He particularly enjoyed doing widows and virgins. Among his many conquests, John XII had sex with his niece, his sisters and his mother."

more (and source): http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/popes/john-xii/
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[User Picture]From: diner
2008-08-20 12:21 am (UTC)
OH, POPES.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 12:27 am (UTC)
lol
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-08-20 01:40 am (UTC)
Rock soup anyone?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 01:41 am (UTC)
Seriously. lol. That's about all I can cook right now, sadly.
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-08-20 02:09 am (UTC)
It's not so good to be the pope's sister, apparently.

Also - i think rule number one in the proposal situation is to just say yes, then talk about it when you get home. good lord.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 02:11 am (UTC)
lol, right? Kinda tacky.
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From: sleepygirl18
2008-08-20 03:24 am (UTC)
Interesting story. Especially since we just came home with an Octavius today. So maybe...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 03:25 am (UTC)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: canadianactor
2008-08-20 01:15 pm (UTC)
All I can think about is the following song lyric:

"With a hump hump here
And a hump hump there
Here a hump
There a hump
Everywhere a hump a hump..."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 06:38 pm (UTC)
LOL. Love it. ;)
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[User Picture]From: canadianactor
2008-08-21 03:09 am (UTC)
Thanks.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2008-08-20 01:44 pm (UTC)
Hahahah, looks like i may have another hero.


Yay Rome!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 06:38 pm (UTC)
LOL. Nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: koupob
2008-08-20 01:47 pm (UTC)
Why so sad?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 06:37 pm (UTC)
Eh. I really wanted to cook, and I couldn't find any of the ingredients I needed, I've got the flu, and my boyfriend's mad at me and I don't know why. So yeah. lol. It's been a bad couple of days. *hugs* Thanks love.
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[User Picture]From: uber_squeaky
2008-08-20 06:29 pm (UTC)
That Pope sounds like a freaking menace! I'd be afraid to leave my house for fear of being humped by the Pope if I lived there.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-20 06:36 pm (UTC)
LOL, right?
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[User Picture]From: fantasy_fanatic
2008-08-21 09:17 am (UTC)
The Inquisition! (What a show) The Inquisition! (here we go)



...XD
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[User Picture]From: fantasy_fanatic
2008-08-21 09:22 am (UTC)
Oh, wow. I totally didn't read the actual post until a few seconds ago. He raised his glass to Satan? Interesting. I wonder what John Paul would say. Yes, It definitely sounds like he was more suited to being Louis the 14th, 15th, or 16th...Whichever one was nicknamed the Sun King.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-21 04:26 pm (UTC)
lol, niiice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-21 04:27 pm (UTC)
;) That's what I was listening too.
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2008-08-21 11:12 pm (UTC)
If only we had listened to the teachings of the pervert Pope! Think how different the modern world would be if the Catholic Church has been preaching unbridled hedonism for the past millenium instead of guilt wracked original sin.

Then again, he kind of sealed his own doom ideaologically with the sister and mother thing. That's just disgusting.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-21 11:14 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's never looked well upon.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-08-24 11:47 pm (UTC)
Ooh!
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