She wrote carefully on the paper, knowing she only had time while Joey was copying to erase and write in the proper answer.
"The Islands of Hawaii were first discovered by who?"
She thought for a moment, conscious of Joey's eyes and wrote, in big, bold lettering, 'Charlie Chaplin'.
ETA: erm, those pencils don't look like they come with erasers ...
Edited at 2008-07-22 05:53 pm (UTC)
"Billy, if you keep trying to look at my paper, I'm going to ram this pencil into your eye."
"Must... invent... color."
Boy to Girl: "You, know...my penis looks like that."
girl to boy, mostly under her breath: "If you keep looking at my paper, I'm gonna backhand a bitch!"
Dick starts to tell the teacher that Jane is writing "Die teacher die" over and over again in her notebook, then he remembers the "F" on his last test.
Lil' Sinead tries to cheat off Lil' Bjork and gets caught. "I noticed you both said 5 times 2 is a wild bird in your skull." Miss Brooks said.
Well, I may not be able to see her cleavage, but at least her answers are showing!
While writing their Christmas lists, little Johnny was horrified to find that his sister Sally's list consisted of the following:
1. Beartrap to hide in Johnny's room
2. Knife to stab Johnny
3. A new bike to transport Johnny's body into the woods
4. Shovel to bury Johnny
5. Malibu Barbie's fun-time crime scene clean-up kit
6. Airline tickets to a country with no extradition treaty
Johnny knew he was basically screwed. Sally had been *really* good that year.
Sarah's letter the Playboy was hard going. Was it three boys or four? George just looked on in admiration.
"I may have the face of a vampire, but you have the ears of a werewolf, Ms. Smartypants."
Tired of Gary cheating on her all the time, Angeline got her comeuppance:
Question: In a student election, 584 students voted for one or the other of two candidates for president. If the winner received 122 more votes than the loser, how many votes were cast for each candidate?
Answer: I'm a communist
It was Gary's misfortune that his teacher was a McCarthy supporter.
LOL. HAHAHA!!! So much love.
When Billy was caught cheating at colouring, his parents realised maybe he really was retarded.
Susan went on to become a doctor. George went on to become the President.