OMG!!!! I TOOK PEPTO BISMOL FOR MY DIAHREAH AND NOW IM PAINFULLY CONSTIPATED!!!!
If you don't let me invade Iran I'm'a hold my breath till I go BLUE!
Also, WOOT! First...
Damnit! Posted a fraction of a second too late...
"None of the other kids want to play with me... They'll pay attention if I PASS OUT!"
My cousin use to do that when she was a baby/kid... She'd hold her breath until she passed out. She grew out of it, though. =P
LOL! I'm stealing that "How to kiss with passion" thing from you. It's so funny. I'm watching some of the others. =P
LOL. Awesome. How did she manage to do it until she passed out? I can't even imagine!
And haha, right!? Aren't they awesome!?
LOL! LOVE IT! And aren't they fracking great? I'm going to post one like every two weeks. ;)
When it came, he knew it would be a pants-ripper, so he carelessly looked for a conveniently-located dog to blame.
Bush does his bit for carbon emmisions
at a meeting of top government scientists bush was informed
'sir you can speak, we said sound doesnt travel in a vacuum not the vacuous'
George Bush: fucking moron!
I still like chewing up preztels, but I'll be danged if I'm going to try to swallow them anymore!
2008-06-19 03:18 pm (UTC)
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Apparently it's Russian time! :)
“I know I was going to say something stupid, but I forgot what it was!”
We're all of us holding our breath for Bush's last day in office.
ALL of us.
I'm going for the World Gurning Championships!!
Sometimes Dick Cheney presses to many buttons on the Bush-o-tron 2000's control panel, causing strange facial expressions and weird mangling of the English language.
Bush's internal monologue: "Whew these press conferences on fake nuke-u-lar weapons programs are diffimacult. Its alright there 43, just hang in there. They're just as nervous as you are. heh heh I know...picture 'em nekkid. That oughta...OH LORD, I JUST LOOKED AT HELEN THOMAS...must...not...puke..."
LOL! HAHAHAHA! Love them both!
"hey...hey...you guys won't believe how far i can make my ears pop out...watch this!
"The Monkey stole my speech. I think it was wunadem 'rang-tang's....he kinda looked like this..."
Oh noes, I forgot to shut off my 360. Laura is gonna be pissed.
"Oh me, oh my, I cannot sigh... what will I do, folks, I swallowed a fly! Goodness gracious, I may just die!"