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Where's Ramtha's wallet and sausage? [Apr. 18th, 2008|11:17 am]
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Judy Z. Knight claimed she could go into a trance and "channel" the spirit of a 35,000 year-old warrior from the lost continent of Atlantis named Ramtha. She charged fees of up to $1,500 per seance. By the 1980s she had attracted thousands of followers (Including actresses Shirley MacLaine and Linda Evans), had published books and videotapes, and had become very wealthy. When Julie Ravel, also a clairvoyant, started channeling the same ancient Atlantian in 1992, Knight sued her in an Austrian courtroom. "I've had spiritual contact with Ramtha since 1978,. I need him and he needs me." "Ramtha feeds his thoughts and energies through me and me alone," Ravel replied. "I am his keeper." night won. The judge ordered Ravel to stop using the Ramtha "brand" and to pay Knight $800 for interfering with her transmissions and for creating her subsequent period of "spiritual limbo."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6n0jlN0Eo&e

A Hungarian sausage commercial.

Also. if you were a toddler, where would you put a drivers license? Any help? :)

THanks.
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-04-18 04:20 pm (UTC)
well good lucl finding your license, I'd check the toilet, i was always facinated by that thing when I was little.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 04:22 pm (UTC)
LOL. Thats one place i haven't checked. Thank you.
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[User Picture]From: nonplussed
2008-04-18 04:25 pm (UTC)
haha. another mom on my friends list posts questions like yours all of the time. she asked the same one last week. she ended up finding her license and credit card under her tv/entertainment center. i believe she's found it in more obvious places in the past (under the couch).
GOOD LUCK! :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 04:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you. :) I will check all of those places. I've looked through every piece of dirty laundry, in the dresser drawers, in the toilet.. lol.. I just don't know where the hell he would have put it. And he's no help "A monster through it into the fan!" "The kitty stole it and buried it in the garden." *rolls eyes*
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[User Picture]From: monicarnsg
2008-04-18 04:26 pm (UTC)
Check the couch cushions or the VCR.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 04:35 pm (UTC)
Next places I'm checking. Thanks babe.
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-04-18 04:38 pm (UTC)
If I was just any toddler, I'd put it in my pants.

If I were Stewie Griffin, I'd use it to start a ring of fake passports to help finance my mission of world domination.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 05:04 pm (UTC)
LOL. More likely the latter I have no doubt. ;) I really wonder sometimes.
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2008-04-18 04:53 pm (UTC)
I'd say the VCR or DVD recorder....or the inner realms of your handbag...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 05:05 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I haven't checked my handbag yet. That's the next plan. Thanks babe.
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From: christinaathena
2008-04-18 04:57 pm (UTC)

First! ... non-toddler-related comment ;-)

That's pretty amusing about the mediums. :-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 05:05 pm (UTC)

Re: First! ... non-toddler-related comment ;-)

hehe. ;)

And right? I find it just fascinating!
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[User Picture]From: greenraven
2008-04-18 05:17 pm (UTC)
look at the world from a toddler height. Maybe he stuck it up into something like the braces under your dining room table.
and Ramtha sounds like a cheating cheater....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 05:24 pm (UTC)
Oooh. I certainly haven't checked there. Good idea.

And right? LOL. Ramtha's a whore.
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[User Picture]From: airesdra
2008-04-18 05:20 pm (UTC)
Thank you for your simple comment. You have made my day better and reminded me to smile at small gifts.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 05:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, you're so welcome! *hugs* :)
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[User Picture]From: zibacco
2008-04-18 05:43 pm (UTC)

Now I really want sausage, but then that's not so unusual for me, really

Those Ramtha people were the one's behind that movie "What the *bleep* do we know". Very enjoyable film with lots of good philosophy, except everyonce in a while they cut to that woman spouting nonsense about Ramtha. And besides, neither of them truly deserve him. I've been communing with his soul since before I was born, and he told me he hates both of those jerks.

As for the license...I'd check shoes and the vcr, or possibly any toy that you put things into and then pull them out (my neice's current favorite).
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 05:53 pm (UTC)

Re: Now I really want sausage, but then that's not so unusual for me, really

Is that movie really what thats about? I need to check it out. I've been meaning to see it.

And oooh, toys! Why didn't I think of that earlier. Oy. To the toybox I go. Thanks love.
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[User Picture]From: rockybleu
2008-04-18 06:12 pm (UTC)
Judy Z. Knight,
FUCK YOU!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 06:14 pm (UTC)
*blink*
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[User Picture]From: rinnychan
2008-04-18 06:56 pm (UTC)
Check to see if you have any containers or boxes in your house that, to a kid, might look at all like a treasure chest.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 06:59 pm (UTC)
He actually has a couple of toy boxes that look like treasure chests. That's where I'm looking next. Thanks babe.
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2008-04-18 07:53 pm (UTC)

Where a 4 year old me would put a driver's license.

Under the oven or between some crack I had been obsessing about. I think I used to do these things with pennies and retrieve them weeks later.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 08:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Where a 4 year old me would put a driver's license.

I haven't looked there. That's the next place. Thanks darlin'.
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[User Picture]From: may_b_maybe
2008-04-18 07:54 pm (UTC)
Ramtha. Now theres a manly name.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 08:08 pm (UTC)
Right? ;)
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[User Picture]From: kroker
2008-04-18 08:07 pm (UTC)
in an attempt to give a scientific answer to your question, i have given tiny k. my work access card.

i'll let you know where you're drivers license is when i find it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 08:09 pm (UTC)
LOL. Thank you darling. I appreciate it. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: gugibufugi
2008-04-18 08:30 pm (UTC)
Little drawers, like the ones in my singer sewing table are very popular. umm... slender crevices that would just fit a card, gosh they're all over the house, aren't they? Here's an unpleasant possibility, the garbage.

The couch would be #1 suspect here. He gets bored, and leaves it wherever he's sitting, or shoves it as far down between the cushions he can, until it's in the crevice down by the legs. Did someone say the fridge? I keep finding quarters and nickels in mine. :)

Good luck!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-18 08:33 pm (UTC)
Oh God. The garbarge. I don't wanna. *whimper*

You're right though, those are his usual hiding spots. it's just the license is so necessary and small. He likes anything that has pictures on it. I wouldn't be surprised if he shoved it in one of his books in his bookshelf.

This day sucks. lol
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[User Picture]From: jehannamama
2008-04-18 08:36 pm (UTC)
My kids used to steal my car keys a lot. I'd find them in the toybox, usually. Amazing... because getting them to put their toys away was a struggle, but put mommies car keys in there? Sure thing!
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[User Picture]From: d4b
2008-04-18 09:36 pm (UTC)
My kid stole the car keys once.

Then she stole the whole car. :-)
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[User Picture]From: nebris
2008-04-18 09:36 pm (UTC)
E, my Spirit Guide, says that Ramtha is the Spirit of a drunken fisherman from the Azores who was never incarnated in Atlantis.

~M~
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 02:06 am (UTC)
That's awesome. :)
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[User Picture]From: trema_slo
2008-04-19 03:09 am (UTC)
I enjoy Ramtha's energy through JZ Knight. She's a pretty cool soul. When she channels it's "he" (Ramtha) which is a gender bust when you hear her doing it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 03:10 am (UTC)
Are there any videos? I kind of want to see it.
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[User Picture]From: trema_slo
2008-04-19 03:11 am (UTC)
If I was a toddler I don't think I'd be in possession of a driver's license.

Did ya find it?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 03:12 am (UTC)
I did. He put it in his pajama drawer. *sigh*
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[User Picture]From: purplecleo
2008-04-19 03:52 am (UTC)
Wow I had no idea there was a lawsuit over Ramtha. In what manner did she win? I imagine if Austrian court rooms are anything like American ones then the judge needed a little more to go on than who gets to be Ramtha's vessel.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 03:53 am (UTC)
That's all I know, darling. :) Got it from a fact book, with random stuff in it. I'm sure there's more on the interwebz though.
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From: unsuregirl1970
2008-04-19 01:39 pm (UTC)

drivers license

Our grand daughter likes to put things under our tv or in the basket of her little Dora bike. The trash is alway on of her favs. too. Good luck!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 03:54 pm (UTC)

Re: drivers license

Thank you! :) I found it in his pajama drawer. lol. Strange kid.
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[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2008-04-19 05:09 pm (UTC)
I'd probably drop it down the heater vent.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-19 05:10 pm (UTC)
Thank GOD he didn't do that!!
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[User Picture]From: happyfriday
2008-04-21 09:39 pm (UTC)
Check the bedding on the beds and behind/under the beds.

One time, I lost an orthodontic device and found it underneathe my sheets quite a while later. Sadly, I did not wash my sheets often then.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-21 09:43 pm (UTC)
I did find out where it was. He put it in his pajama drawer. lol
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