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Feelin' old, and how you go to the Dr more often when you age. lol [Apr. 11th, 2008|10:02 am]
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25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up

1 Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2 Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3 You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5 You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6 You watch the Weather Channel.
7 Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8 You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9 Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10 You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11 Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12 You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13 Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14 You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15 Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16 You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17 Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18 Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19 You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20 A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21 You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22 "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24 You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25 You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldZoJvY5i1I&e

Scrubs best moments from season 5. There may be Spoilers.. lol, if one can spoil Scrubs. I kinda just watch the reruns from various seasons.
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[User Picture]From: chillygator
2008-04-11 03:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you for confirming that I'm still not old (o: I had doubts, but I feel better now (o:
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:15 pm (UTC)
Haha. ;) I have a few of them down, but others I'm still young.
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[User Picture]From: koupob
2008-04-11 03:27 pm (UTC)
Sounds more like "25 signs that you're no longer in college..."

-Koupob
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:28 pm (UTC)
LOL, that's an extremely good point.
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[User Picture]From: nonplussed
2008-04-11 03:29 pm (UTC)
oh god. thanks for reminding me!

this one will never be me! 5 You hear your favorite song on an elevator. i swear, it will never be me!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:30 pm (UTC)
LOL, I know, right? Unless suddenly awesome oldies became elevator music, in my case.
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[User Picture]From: purplecleo
2008-04-11 03:33 pm (UTC)
Damn. "You hear your favorite song in an elevator". Makes me kinda sad.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:35 pm (UTC)
Right?
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-04-11 03:35 pm (UTC)
woohoo! i'm still young!

Not that I PREFER twin bed lovin', but at the moment, I have no choice. LOL.

and scrubs is BACK!!! though I didn't love last night's episode. I liked the Turk/Carla plotline, but the rest of it was boring.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:36 pm (UTC)
I didnt see Scrubs last night.

And seriously, I can't remember last time I did something in a twin bed. Thank God. lol.
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[User Picture]From: trema_slo
2008-04-11 03:41 pm (UTC)
The list: interesting (all serious sounding). Ha! Laughed mao.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:42 pm (UTC)
Awesome. ;)
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[User Picture]From: neugotik
2008-04-11 03:41 pm (UTC)

ok, lets do this thing. Lol.


1 Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. YES.
2 Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. NO.
3 You keep more food than beer in the fridge. YES.
4 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. YES.
5 You hear your favorite song on an elevator. NO> THANKGOD.
6 You watch the Weather Channel. NO.
7 Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. NO (not yet, besides me)
8 You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. NOPE - I have about 25. heh, so I guess that's Half true.
9 Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." er YES.
10 You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. NO. (but I do call the city to plan when I'll have bands now so I won't get called ON LOL).
11 Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. NO _ eek.
12 You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. YEh.
13 Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. YES.
14 You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. NA. But YES< cause I feed the cats that).
15 Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. NO.
16 You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. Well, YES.
17 Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. NO.
18 Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. NO.
19 You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. NO. well, I do get Ibuprofen too, really.lol.
20 A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff". NO> Now I even get $2.50 Tisdale sometimes. lol.
21 You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. NAH.
22 "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." NO.
23 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. NO.
24 You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. YEH. lol. funnyone.
25 You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass. LOL> NOT YET!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:44 pm (UTC)

Re: ok, lets do this thing. Lol.

Not yet indeed! ;)


You're so lucky your older relatives haven't started telling sex jokes around you.

About 5 years ago at Thanksgiving my Grandma told a sex joke.

I almost choked on my stuffing.
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[User Picture]From: somafeysuicides
2008-04-11 03:50 pm (UTC)
#2 is exactly the reason why I bought my full sized bed. o_~ teehee

And I'm horrified at #14, I haven't eaten McDonald's myself in almost 3 years, I'd NEVER feed it to my animals!!! Oi!

i iz olde

xoxo, mErci
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 03:54 pm (UTC)
lol. ;) Well I never fed my dogs McDonalds. So that one didn't relate to me, but I know plenty of folks who did.. and still do. lol. It is cute when a cat goes after fries though.
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[User Picture]From: pandora_blue
2008-04-11 04:01 pm (UTC)

Oh, dear!

I am old. I kinda knew it was happening, but I really didn't want to see the proof in front of me!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 04:02 pm (UTC)

Re: Oh, dear!

LOL, right? ;) Aww. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2008-04-11 04:24 pm (UTC)
only 5 and 20 apply to me, although 5 has applied since I was about 13
number 22 does as well, but again, it has applied since I was 16... yeah I know I know, but my liver is in good shape so my doc says
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 04:29 pm (UTC)
*nod* A lot of these have applied to me since I was little too.

Yay for good livers. :)
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From: iamrat
2008-04-11 05:03 pm (UTC)
#25 was kind of a slap to the face... ouch
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 05:06 pm (UTC)
LOL, me too. Damn.
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[User Picture]From: ginahelen
2008-04-11 05:17 pm (UTC)
Only 23 and 24 didn't apply to me. I must be getting old! :D Of course, with age comes experience...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 07:39 pm (UTC)
true that. I was talking to a friend from high school today about how old we were getting so I decided to post this. lol
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[User Picture]From: vjgyo
2008-04-11 05:25 pm (UTC)
Hahaha love the list. I'm not that old but a lot of those things listed hit home!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 07:40 pm (UTC)
LOL, right? Lots of them were true for me in my early teens too. ;)
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2008-04-11 06:37 pm (UTC)
yay not a grown up!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 07:41 pm (UTC)
Haha, yay! :)
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[User Picture]From: romeokid
2008-04-11 06:58 pm (UTC)
Scrubs is the greatest show ever!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 07:42 pm (UTC)
It's pretty awesome. :)
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[User Picture]From: e_burke
2008-04-11 07:50 pm (UTC)
I won't mind when songs I like are in elevators...I grew up liking what they already play in elevators.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 07:52 pm (UTC)
Man, the elevators I've been on are generally like Kenny G.
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[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2008-04-11 08:07 pm (UTC)
Interesting list. I'm probably about the oldest one that comments around here. :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 08:08 pm (UTC)
Oh, I doubt that. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 08:21 pm (UTC)
*nod* For real. Good addendums.
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From: pixiepancake
2008-04-11 08:26 pm (UTC)
haha, i guess i can comfortably say i am not old yet
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 08:27 pm (UTC)
Awesome. ;)
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[User Picture]From: greenraven
2008-04-11 08:58 pm (UTC)
I am older than dirt and this list has been true for me for a long time... :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 08:59 pm (UTC)
Aww. You're young at heart. :)
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[User Picture]From: decembertyger
2008-04-11 09:37 pm (UTC)
yay I'm not old. I found 3 that don't apply yet LOL
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 09:38 pm (UTC)
Haha, awesome. :)
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From: ex_theglaiv
2008-04-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that going to bed at 6am rarely happens anymore.

sigh
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 09:40 pm (UTC)
I still do that on occasion but usualy have to get up a couple hours later. argh. lol
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[User Picture]From: harmonic_motion
2008-04-11 10:02 pm (UTC)
Ha ha! At first I thought that "smoke" icon was a woman eating a mouse. You list didn't say nothing about the eyes going. :-p
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 10:04 pm (UTC)
LOL! Eww! ;) Just smoke. :)

And true enough. argh. Reminds me I need to get new glasses.
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[User Picture]From: vandygoddess
2008-04-11 11:17 pm (UTC)
Yay! I'm not totally grown up. Still going to the drug store for condoms and pregnancy tests! Still drinking too much. Still napping.
I knew my lifestyle would preserve me.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-11 11:50 pm (UTC)
LOL, awesome. ;)
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[User Picture]From: tjoel2
2008-04-12 01:42 am (UTC)
LOL! What's really sad is that I could relate to 12 of those items on the list.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-04-12 01:48 am (UTC)
Me too. lol. I think it's cause were Moms.
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