"Gettin' jiggy wit' it!"
Edited at 2008-03-31 05:27 am (UTC)
"come out. come out with your hands up. You are surrounded and we know what you've been up to. and (please) turn down that squak box on your way"!
Moments later, there were fisticuffs, and not even the attending police pyschiatrist was able to explain what it is with women and wanting to have "the cutest shoes".
I've been listening to the Oliver soundtrack too much. lol. I just giggled like crazy. You rock.
2008-03-31 01:15 pm (UTC)
"Anything you can do I can do better!"
2008-03-31 01:16 pm (UTC)
i totally picture the one on the right saying that, by the way. look at the look on her face. that manic smile ... shes evil
"Kanye West just makes me want to SQUEEE!"
and the blood-out-of-the-eyeballs lizard made me turn a bit more green than usual.
And yeah, it was a little icky, but I figured enough people would think it was cool to warrant posting it. ;)
2008-03-31 01:25 pm (UTC)
"Gertrude, we're ready to join the Pussy Cat Dolls!"
"The radio just said the russians finaly launched a nuclear strike, we've got fifteen minutes to live. YAY!!!!!!!!"
Survivor: Victorian Style: Outwit, outlast, outplay.
i would kick ASS on that show. I imagine the tasks would be something like: speed corset-lacing and stamina; how to appear the most virginal but still know how to please your man in bed; influencing your husband's presidential vote without him knowing it; and champion embroidery.
The old record players had their users winding them with a turn crank every 5 minutes. But with their brand new satellite radio, these women can happily say "Look, Mom! No hands!"
"Edwina and Margaret blamed the "same dress" incident for the fact that they didn't have any dates for the town ice cream social; but really it was their terrible dancing skilz."
Haha. Rock on. ;) Poor Edwina and Margaret. Edwina is a greeeat name! You never hear it used!
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
LOL! OMG!! I didn't even notice that their hats look like that. You f'ng rock.
"Cilantro Spice and Garlic Spice, collectively "The Spice Girls", audition for Pre-Revoutionary American Idol, Judge Simon Peg becomes bored."
2008-03-31 03:46 pm (UTC)
Enrazzlement- live ankle show this evening
Alfred P. Formby esquire is elated to present--
'The scurrilous dancing harlots'
gentlemen, be prepared for agrandisment of the organ of sin as these fallen women cavort showing ankle and for an extra 6d, knee.
be not surprised by your lady wives inquistiveness toward your less precocious disposition there-after. for these ladies are desireing of it. assuradly so!
2008-03-31 03:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Enrazzlement- live ankle show this evening
Haha! Enrazzle-Dazzle 'em! =)
fuck this old fashioned shit: I want an IPod!
Forget captions, I wanna know where I can get a lady like that! :x
;) They're everywhere. You just gotta provide them with the appropriate wardrobe.
"And this is what we in the acting business call a 'mirror.'"
CAPTION 1. "VOGUE!"
CAPTION 2. "On this episode of Models in Space Susan and Ramona go to planet Virto. After arriving the find that the gravity is different and they struggle to keep there balance under the weight of the feathered mouse eared hats."
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!
Halftime at the Superbowl, 1885, and the nation is outraged as the controversial Titay sisters scandoulously expose their bare ankles at the the performance's finale. Congress plans hearings as mothers all over the country scream in outrage and cluth their confused and horrified children to their bosoms.
LOL. I enjoy you SO much. That made my day.
"You'll blend in perfectly at the ball, Harold, just you do like I do!"
lol! Which one's Harold? ;)
"Eek! Eek! It's one of those blood-squirting lizards! Stamp on it, quick!"
OH JESUS DONT TOUCH THE BOMB