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[Mar. 6th, 2008|01:44 pm]
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Caption Contest. :)

http://www.glumbert.com/media/metaphors

And can you find all the sexual metaphors? Honestly.. I think I only got like ten. And I thought I was a raunchy one. List 'em if you feel so inclined. hehe. ;)

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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2008-03-06 07:48 pm (UTC)
i saw about 16 i think

tea baggin and beef curtains cracked me up
as did ron jeremy and a meat sammy
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:37 am (UTC)
Tea bagging made me giggle, but I wasn't familiar with the phrase beef curtains. lol! Wow!
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2008-03-06 07:50 pm (UTC)
PS
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Wear my dress again, old man, and I will snap your neck like a twig
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:37 am (UTC)
And lol! Nice!
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[User Picture]From: 1happygirl
2008-03-06 07:51 pm (UTC)
My special talent is seeing into the womb... it's a boy, no, a girl, no, a racoon!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:38 am (UTC)
LOL! Fabulous.
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[User Picture]From: sensibleken
2008-03-06 07:51 pm (UTC)
David Attenborough: the nocturnal habits of beavers
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:38 am (UTC)
;)
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[User Picture]From: marguerlucy
2008-03-06 08:07 pm (UTC)
Needless to say, Rudy was unamused at Uncle Perry's motorboarding, even though he swore the feelings were only familial.

(did I even use the correct term? motorboarding? when you razz someone's boobs?)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:39 am (UTC)
I googled it and found nothing. All the same, it made me giggle.
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2008-03-06 08:21 pm (UTC)
I think I found about 13 or 14 of them.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:40 am (UTC)
Wanna list them? ;) I'm feeling very out of the loop.
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From: docjeff
2008-03-06 08:46 pm (UTC)
"Mommy, please PLEASE don't make me watch the Teletubbies anymore! I'll be good! ... Wait... Oooh, boobies!" :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:43 am (UTC)
haha. nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: crashusmaximus
2008-03-06 09:01 pm (UTC)
MUST ... EAT... HIPS....
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[User Picture]From: crashusmaximus
2008-03-06 09:35 pm (UTC)
(also.. add NOMMM NOMMM NOMMM noises for effect)
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[User Picture]From: gonepishing
2008-03-06 09:02 pm (UTC)
"This is NOT what Julie had in mind when she suggested foreplay."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:44 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: somafeysuicides
2008-03-06 09:44 pm (UTC)

buahah

She didn't have the heart to tell him that her dress wasn't a "magic eye" pattern, but after 3 hours and breaking down sobbing, she decided to put him out of his misery...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:45 am (UTC)

Re: buahah

hahahha. ;) I hate those bastard magic eye patterns. I can never figure them out. I blame the astigmatism.
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[User Picture]From: witchylatina
2008-03-06 09:44 pm (UTC)
"I don't need a spankin', I need a HUG!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:49 am (UTC)
lol!
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[User Picture]From: kenwalker
2008-03-06 10:51 pm (UTC)
nuggie, nuggie, nuggie
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:50 am (UTC)
hehehe. nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: oneluckyb
2008-03-06 10:55 pm (UTC)
God are you there? it's me Margaret.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:51 am (UTC)
LOL! I just laughed SO hard! Well done.
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[User Picture]From: vjgyo
2008-03-06 11:00 pm (UTC)
Don't worry grandpa.... I'm not pregnant.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:52 am (UTC)
Nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2008-03-07 12:03 am (UTC)
I got about 18, does that mean I am disgusting?

How about,
"Please tell me you are not my daughter!Your hair is so awful!"

I know it is lame.....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-07 12:54 am (UTC)
LOL. Not disgusting at all. ;)

That's funny.
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