That add = 0.0!!!!
...but I'm also paranoid that I smell now and everyone knows it but me...
Well I was going to say something.. sometimes scents waft right through my computer and sometimes when I read your entries....
Sorry. I couldn't resist!
I'm sure you smell lovely. ;)
Bwuahaha...Fluffy Dog is thinking "Mine! Mineminemineminemine! Mooooove, stoopid cat!"
And Clever Cat is going, "Yay, free ride around the room! Thank you, minion. Very good."
LOL! Exactly. The cat totally has the right idea. :)
Now that I'm thinking about it more...how would a husband in the 1950's explain this particular problem to his wife?
"But Bill, this was to be our quiet night at home!"
"I'm sorry, Sally, but...well, how can I put this...the smell of your feminine area is offensive. After you've done my laundry, cooked dinner, and put our children in bed, could you please do something about that?"
....it should be noted that my brain is in Senseless Tangent Mode today. I'm ready for Christmas!!!
"how can he explain to his sensitive young wife"
Its with a heavy heart i write these words. we have spent many happy years together. you have performed your wifely duties with the care and dedication of an obedient butler, but im afraid the time has come to part ways
the reason you see is that your vagina smells really bad. honestly it stinks. so much i am starting to believe that our beloved labrador rufus did not go and live on a farm but instead took up residency in your unmentionables where he was slowly putrified by the relentless bacterial swarms residing therin.
i have therefore elected to become a homosexual as i can no longer face being anywhere near another hairy trash can. rest assured when i am recieving swollen goods from pin striped charmer i will be thinking of you and screaming "zonite, why hath thou forsaken my wife"
is mise le meas
wow - it's both offensive & somewhat true - I mean no-one talked about "stds" or sex or anything back then - there's no like, over-the-counter yeast meds or dr's to say if it's some STD, more washing, or a poor diet doing the damage. wow.
I find it an akward topic even today: discussing armpit sweat with a friend I work out with regularly & the pros or cons of shaving (she prefers not to & I prefer to shave) and deodorants I felt very suddenly liked we had crossed the line of "too much information" - so who would talk about bad breath or other B.O.?
But "Zonite"? It sounds like a harsh chemical cleaner! EW.
It was a harsh chemical cleanser! Poor things!
And seriously, I find the idea of opening up my Lady's Housekeeping or what have you, and finding this article just so unfathomable. How times have changed! And then not, all at the same time, like you mentioned.
Wasn't it Robin Williams that said "cats are like drag queens"?
LOL, I think so! I vaguely remember this.
2007-12-21 10:16 pm (UTC)
Re: A bit of crass humor
This made me laugh out loud and spurt water everywhere!
That poor woman. Its not her unspeakable odor, its her husband's penchant for hanging around in men's rooms practicing his "wide stance".
That ad is freakin' hilarious. You could write reams of material, but so far all that's coming to me is vulgar Def Comedy Jam style bits.
its her husband's penchant for hanging around in men's rooms practicing his "wide stance".
That ad made me sick. It's as if our vaginas were some hotbed of odor and bacteria just sticking up the planet!! Puh-leeze!!
Like guys dangly bits are some kinda picnic...
I assure you they are not.
I'm actually researching feminine hygiene in the middle ages.
But seriously, what an awesome ad. I am a more complete woman now. Obviously, that is why men sniff me on busses. I thought it may have been my perfume, but OBVIOUSLY it's an indecision to tell me about this wonderful product.
And for the advertisers, peel back a foreskin sometime and take a sniff. And they like us to do what? Not unless you've showered carefully, m'dear!
Awesome! Any cool tidbits to speak of?
*clears throat* Oh. Wow!!! You rock.
Holy Crap that is amazing. And I would probably slap my husband if he acted like that, but then again I shower every day.
lol! I don't think bathing's the issue at hand. I think they were untreated yeast and bladder infections.
I have two replies to that ad.
1) She thinks "oh yeah, and your sack smells like a bed of roses."
2) She says "Funny, the milkman didn't complain..."
hehe, isn't it? One of my very favorites. ;)