that is all kinds of creepy.
BRAIN BLEACH!! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!
hee hee -exactly. love your icon, too :p just right.
Homemade Sex Suit:
For the crafty slut.
And here I thought I had SEEN everything, and DONE most of it, but I have to admit, here I sit and I must say...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!!!!
It's so... YELLOW??!?!!
Are there people out there that get off on contracting a HEAT RASH??!!!!
Where's that brain bleach, or some hemlock, ANYTHING!!!
Edited at 2007-12-17 12:51 am (UTC)
LOL. I believe it is a knitted/crocheted bondage suit.
2007-12-17 01:13 am (UTC)
Beware, evil-doer! For I am KNIT WOMAN! Foe to all...Ah, fuck it. This shit itches.
2007-12-17 01:34 am (UTC)
that looks itchy.
Bill regretted asking for his Grandma's help with his costume for the audience participation version of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
LOL!!! That is fucking hysterical. I think I originally saw that costume at one of the midnight showings. hahaha
BatMan was about to confront the Scarecrow when the evildoer threw off his cape...
Later BatMan would go on record saying "Crane and his damn psychological tactics...Alfred, get the brain bleach."
LOL! Hell yeah!! Up to 4 with the brain bleach.
I think my work here is done. ;)
one of the ideas shot down by Jim Henson's family while trying to milk the cash cow was " The muppets go to chenobal"
It was then that Magda's husband finally took an interest in her knitting.
LOL! HAHAHAH!!! Fuck yeah!!! Rock on!!!
Because, you know, why choose between comfort and kink? Or something like that. Wow. Just, wow.
That must be one happening senior citizens' home.
LOL, right? It's really something else.
"And Officer McNab was momentarily dumbfounded when the culprit for the robbery was apprehended."
Also, my friend made two suggestions:
(1) "Sometimes, a woolen balaclava just isn't enough for true criminals"
(2)Some reference to New Zealand and the sheep fettish
LOL, I like them ALL! Rock on.
I shoulda never told granma i wanted lingerie and bondage apperel for christmass.
LOL! Freakin' awesome. I love it.
Who won the last one? ;-)
Oh, it's not an actual contest, I guess. I leave it up to each person to decide which their favorite caption was. *shrug*
I am *so* tempted to post this in my crochet community!
It would probably get me banned!
Do it!!! ;) They'd laugh!
Master Chief's knitted pajamas were decidedly less intimidating than his Mjolnir Mark VI armor.
I am Crochet Bondage Woman! And here is my trusty sidekick, the Patch-Work Cow!
"Meanwhile, somewhere else, Madame Latisha was eyeing off her leather teapot-cosy, tray mat and matching drink coasters and looking for her Simplicity online shipping docket."
Happy penis says, "I'm not happy no more..."
Oh, I nearly choked on my coke.