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Drinking and dancing. [Nov. 13th, 2007|02:57 pm]
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[music |Jeopardy]

20 Statements to AVOID when you've been Pulled Over:
1. Officer, could you hold my beer please, while I look for my license?
2. Wow, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Gee, Porky, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't turned on.
5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
6. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
7. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
8. Listen, pal, I pay your salary!
9. I only had three officers Mr. Beer...
10. Want to race tot he station, Sparky?
11. On the way to the station let's get a six pack.
12. You'll never get those cuffs on me... You big pussy!
13. Come on write the friggin' ticket, the bar closes in twenty minutes!
14. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
15. Hey big boy, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
16. You know, I was going to be cop, too, but I decided to finish seventh grade instead.
17. So, uh are you on-the-take, or what?
18. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
19. So are you still a little crappy because your Mother didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
20. Hey, aren't you one of the village people...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjMd2Vabcv8&e

And this is pretty cool. It's inmates doing some awesome choreography. :) Not the thriller one, but still pretty awesome.
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[User Picture]From: pete23
2007-11-13 09:15 pm (UTC)
a friend on mine tried the no cunts on me, drugstable line and got to spend some quality time in the cells...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-13 09:16 pm (UTC)
LOL.
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From: hymn
2007-11-13 09:19 pm (UTC)
2. Wow, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

LMAO!

14. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

HAHAHA!

15. Hey big boy, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

LOL!

18. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

Lmfao.

Pure comedy gold.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-13 09:21 pm (UTC)
LOL! I love. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-13 09:35 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked. ;)
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[User Picture]From: jehannamama
2007-11-13 09:52 pm (UTC)
Oh that's from that Japanese kid's show.
It's the Algorithm March!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDSGmx8c2AM&eurl=
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-13 09:54 pm (UTC)
Oh cool! Thank you! I didn't know the origins at all.
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[User Picture]From: holly_duhrrrr
2007-11-13 10:28 pm (UTC)
i figured i'd comment this because you wouldn't go back and read a reply
so thank you :]
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-13 10:36 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! :)
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[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2007-11-14 02:24 am (UTC)
Just this week it became required for each police officer in the city where I live to issue 20 citations per day. I may end up having to use some of those statements very soon.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-14 02:34 am (UTC)
*stare*

What!?!

Is that even legal? They're going to be pulling you over for everything!
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[User Picture]From: insane_hope
2007-11-14 03:24 am (UTC)
Thats an impressive way to keep prisoners occupied.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-14 03:25 am (UTC)
I think so! Better then giving them tv and internet, I think.
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[User Picture]From: loco_cerveza
2007-11-14 03:55 am (UTC)
I have a friend that is a sheriff's deputy, Once he pulled me over just to break in a new officer, and I used number five and got the trunck of my car cleaned out.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-14 04:00 am (UTC)
LOL! Awesome.
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[User Picture]From: loco_cerveza
2007-11-14 05:13 am (UTC)
Ya, it was great... My friend had fun with it as well.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-11-14 05:24 am (UTC)
I bet! =)
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