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Comes in handy. [Mar. 30th, 2007|07:18 pm]
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[mood |soresore]
[music |The pretty music on this youtube.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCujGd9rJM8

Amazing Buddha With Thousand Hands youtube. Really beautiful.

From beautiful, to raunchy. :)


The CEO of a company is in a bind. He needs to lay one of his employees off, and just isn't sure who it should be as none of them are terribly up to par. After some searching, he finds the two with the worst performance records in the entire company: Susan and Jack.

They're both so equally bad that he isn't quite sure who he should choose. After debating the pros and cons of either decision, he decides that he'll just go ahead and fire the first person who goes to the watercooler the next day.

Well the next day rolls around, and Susan comes into work with a killer hangover. She stumbles her way over to the watercooler and is caught by the CEO.

"Susan, I've been thinking," he says to her. "I either need to lay you or Jack off."

Susan replies, "Would you mind just jacking off? I've got a killer headache today."
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[User Picture]From: june10_2005
2007-03-31 12:21 am (UTC)
Ahahahaha that's hilarious!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-03-31 12:26 am (UTC)
=) I liked it.
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2007-03-31 12:22 am (UTC)
hehe
that reminds me of sex and murder on the job
screwing the company by killing time
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-03-31 12:26 am (UTC)
lol. I like it!!
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2007-03-31 04:24 am (UTC)
Hahaha, Awww. That's a good 'un.


I'd fire Jack... 'cause Susan kinda just admitted she'd sex him.. just not today.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-03-31 04:29 am (UTC)
lol, precisely. She'sall about thejob preservation. ;)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2007-03-31 04:32 am (UTC)
In this day and age? Who wouldn't be?



Hell, if i had a job.... heh heh heh ;)


Just kiddin'! How could i ever cheat on my lovely wife. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-03-31 04:34 am (UTC)
lol, I understand hubby. It's a cruel world out there. ;) Sometimes water cooler sex is necessary to bring in a steady paycheck.

That way you can buy me shinies! =)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2007-03-31 04:40 am (UTC)
Thanks for your permission. I'll try not to catch anything.

<3
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-03-31 04:42 am (UTC)
Thaaanks. ;) I've always got some penicillin 'round, just in case.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-04-01 02:03 am (UTC)
=)
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