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Oh woe is you? [Jan. 30th, 2007|12:20 am]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSOGmMHcNo4&NR

Talking Dogs. :) Especially listen to the evil cackle between seconds 13-15. Wow!!


And this was supposedly posted in some church newsletter. I mean, I don't doubt that there are churches that would post this, but you can't believe everything you see on the internet.

All the same... according to these guidelines, are you a goth?

--If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have
gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and
often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance
to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following apply to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center."
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[User Picture]From: pete23
2007-01-30 06:12 am (UTC)
i only score 24. boring.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 06:18 am (UTC)
24!?!

Like.. 24 seperate ones?

Or #24 on the list?

Or you're a terrorist fighting CTU agent, who at least once a year has a reeeally bad day?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 06:19 am (UTC)
That's a LOT!!!!

My livejournal's soul blackens every time you sign on.

hehe. ;)
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[User Picture]From: petiteflamme
2007-01-30 06:41 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I saw that on www.landoverbaptist.com, which is definitely a pisstake
:p
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:14 am (UTC)
A pisstake? ;) Assuming it's fake? It said something about St. Mary's Catholic church on it. *shrug*
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[User Picture]From: lilpenguingurl1
2007-01-30 06:44 am (UTC)
yah... i fit with 16 of em.
i'm such a satanist
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:14 am (UTC)
Like, is your pentagram jeweled? That's like so coool!
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[User Picture]From: loco_cerveza
2007-01-30 06:46 am (UTC)
That video was on the strange side for me.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:15 am (UTC)
It is. :) But strange is not always bad.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-01-30 06:59 am (UTC)

Very Interesting Here!

Hello world! I'm from Latvia, I now have a computer and Internet! It's so interesting here! But on some forums I see strange posts, they offer to buy some pills or something and they look very stupid. It is robots posting? I thought moderators should delete such posts. Maybe somebody will explain me what's going on? But at all it is very interesting to speak to all you people!
Kisses! :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:16 am (UTC)

Re: Very Interesting Here!

Welcome! :) Latvia's neato. And robots? Probably. And I don't delete much here. *shrug* Free forum. Unless someone really pisses me off. Meh. Do you have your own journal yet, or just another random Latvian poster? ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:18 am (UTC)

Re: H@XX0R3D

LOL!!! For the f'ng win! I love it! Well, met, my raver-hater (HA. ;) ) friend.
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[User Picture]From: katrina_splat
2007-01-30 08:01 am (UTC)
That video is kind of amazing...the time people must have on their hands to say the same thing over and over to the point that their dog starts repeating it...also halarious.

The goth list is seriously over the top. Boredom? Sleeps too little or too much? Time alone = evil spirit meditation? INSISTS ON SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS WHILE UNACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT??? Wow. That would sure breed some baaaad parenting.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:19 am (UTC)
Seeeriously! And for what? To end up on youtube? LOL. ;) It's a hell of a party trick though.

"My dog has a better vocabulary then yoooooour dog!"


- Seriously. And you KNOW there's parents out there using this, or similar lists as guidelines. *boggles*
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2007-01-30 08:18 am (UTC)
i score 17. it makes me sad how insane conservative christians and other conservative religous figures and parents are.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:20 am (UTC)
It's a sad situation, to be sure.

Just like with any religion or belief that people have to push down thier childrens throats.

And then they wonder why they rebel. Argh.
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[User Picture]From: richter_belmont
2007-01-30 09:12 am (UTC)

XD

Count Chocula is an example of GOTH-RELATED FOOD???

*DIES LAUGHING*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 10:20 am (UTC)

Re: XD

LOL! I know! My total favorite part. HAHAHA!

I was hoping someone pick up on that.
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[User Picture]From: mornblade
2007-01-30 10:41 am (UTC)
I am SO going to Hell.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 11:14 am (UTC)
Partaaaaay! And then, make sure to stop and participate at the orgy in the Fire and Brimstone Inne!
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[User Picture]From: sixstringcat
2007-01-30 12:51 pm (UTC)
"Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this."

LMAO!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 07:01 pm (UTC)
HAHA! I know!! =)
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[User Picture]From: artwhoreforhire
2007-01-30 01:17 pm (UTC)
Stop telling people of my cult!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 07:01 pm (UTC)
My bad ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 07:03 pm (UTC)
Haha!! Most definitely. ;)

That might be the dehydration talking, but I'm afraid it's true.

*takes out the cross... defends self*
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[User Picture]From: ravenesquedeath
2007-01-30 01:55 pm (UTC)
there's a website, www.godhatesgoths.com or somesuch, and they're all so stupid!

I can add a few things to that list that they might not want to mention, being the church:

- is drawn to gothic imagery and architecture, particularly old churches

- does not in fact worship satan, but follows an alternate belief in harmony with the earth that does not encourage violence and oppression towards anyone different from themselves

- thinks the kids who shot up Columbine were a bunch of emo f***wads.


A lot of the things they describe are actually Emo stereotypes. Most goths think that kind of immaturity would stop you from being able to call yourself a goth anyway.

Lalala....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-30 07:04 pm (UTC)
Good point. :)

And that website is something else.
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