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Oooh. A big Va-geen. (LOL. Sorry. Didn't know when else I could use a Borat reference.) [Jan. 18th, 2007|11:05 pm]
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The largest recorded vagina belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Her vagina was registered as 2 meters and 30 centimeters deep. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health.
Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.


And dancing to Particle Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4no-6QO0IQ
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[User Picture]From: smadaf
2007-01-19 05:09 am (UTC)
Seven feet and eight inches (7' 8") are 92 inches.  There are 2.54 centimeters in an inch.  So she was 233.68 cm tall.  And her vagina is supposed to be 230 cm deep.  Right.  Unless the thing was a winding tube, like an intestine, this is ... uh ...

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[User Picture]From: luludi
2007-01-19 05:25 am (UTC)
I was thinking... " 2 meters is about 2.19 yards...and that 's not counting the 30 cm..."

I wasn't going to say anything, but then you did. I thought I had been partying too late and got too little sleep...

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[User Picture]From: synthiacat
2007-01-19 05:11 am (UTC)
Wow...That's crazy...I am thankful to be normally sized.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 05:29 am (UTC)
lol, me too.
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[User Picture]From: sixstringcat
2007-01-19 05:16 am (UTC)
We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches in circumference

::crosses legs::

Oh, fuck THAT.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 05:29 am (UTC)
SERIOUSLY!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 05:37 am (UTC)
Oooh. Good question.

Wouldn't it be depressing if he was itty bitty? I mena you have such high expectations and then.. poof. Little itty bitty canoe.
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From: lostways
2007-01-19 08:36 am (UTC)
i'm starting to noticed a lot of new random friends
:D
yay
um also
i have no idea what to do righ tnow :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 08:42 am (UTC)
Read a book ? :)
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From: tommiie
2007-01-19 09:36 am (UTC)
Woo. Yasss. Scotland #1 baby yeah!

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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2007-01-19 05:03 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha. Giant vags makes you proud?
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[User Picture]From: theprimrosepath
2007-01-19 02:08 pm (UTC)
Ok, my brain (and my stomach!) rebels at the idea of allowing someone to measure my vagina!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 06:16 pm (UTC)
Yeah, there's that. lol!
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[User Picture]From: nonplussed
2007-01-19 03:34 pm (UTC)
I live in Cleveland. I've seen the dead baby cast on several occasions. It's a bit creepy. I don't care how big her vag supposedly was - that baby was huge!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 06:16 pm (UTC)
Oof. I think I would have opted for a c-section. ;)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2007-01-19 05:02 pm (UTC)
I don't think i'd want to be remembered as "The Lady With the Giant 'Gina".

Poor woman.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 06:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah, there is that. I mean... everyone's got something that makes them special I suppose?

;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 06:21 pm (UTC)
Or something. Maybe a bunch of yard sticks?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-19 07:46 pm (UTC)
Me too!
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From: ninerfan_11
2007-01-20 12:18 am (UTC)
That was some crazy dancing!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-20 02:18 am (UTC)
Yeah, it really was. lol. ;)
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[User Picture]From: craigw647
2007-01-20 02:45 am (UTC)
I don't think 2.3 meters is possible...that's something like seven feet...which would nearly be her entire body length.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-20 04:45 am (UTC)
*shrug* I didn't write it. Just copied and pasted it.
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[User Picture]From: craigw647
2007-01-20 02:48 am (UTC)
Oops, my bad, someone already said that. I loved the dancing fat guy by the way. It says he was originally dancing to LL Cool J and some guy found the video and changed the song. Hilarious.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2007-01-20 04:47 am (UTC)
I enjoy the dancing man too. Fun stuff.
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